The Lone Ranger

[twodko]

Click here: 'Lone Ranger'Story -Jay Thomas on Dave Letterman....google it.

[Fred]

This is worse than trying to spot the cat.  I can't figure out where to click.

[A383Wing]

This is worse than trying to spot the cat.  I can't figure out where to click.

yea..what he said...

oh, wait...there goes the ducks flying South

Bryan

[twodko]

I'll post the correct link as soon as I can find it.......

[A383Wing]

In the meantime...lets go find some cats..or ducks....or Mr's Jim....or Jim's couch

or maybe we can enjoy one of Skippy's bedtime stories

Bryan

[Fred]

If we find the couch we might find Jim & Mrs. Jim too. Just think about it.

[Indygenerallee]

Good, Gooood, Good, Good Vibrations!!!!!!!   

[Fred]

So the saying song goes but some things are better left to the imagination.   

[Indygenerallee]

NO the vibrating couch!!! Good vibes!!!

[Fred]

Not that couch. It's been around the block a few too many times.

[Indygenerallee]

Finally I get to see what Moparmanjim looks like!!! Shame he ruined the couch looking for the vibration!!! 

[skip68]

Once upon a time, in a land far far away there lived a man named tinkle.  Tinkle was known throughout the land for his roasted nuts.   
One day while picking his nuts a very beautiful woman came along and asked if she could help pick his nuts.  Well tinkle was tickled pink to have another's hands picking his nuts and said sure.  About an hour later the woman asked if he would like to come over for dinner.  He said sure, shall I bring something?  The woman said just your nuts.  Tinkle said fine but what are you going to do with them?   She then said, I'm going to butter them and put them in some banana bread.  She then realized she needed a banana and asked tinkle to bring a banana with his nuts.  Tinkle said sure.   
Crap!  Lisa's coming .....  I'll finish later.   

[Fred]

Can I have some of what you're having?
And how do I get to where you're at ? ? ?

[JB400]

Just when the story was just gettting good.....

[Fred]

He was dreaming and he woke up. All skip's strories manifest themselves from dreams. 
Generally he wakes up in the middle of them which is why his stories are never finished.

[A383Wing]

Can I have some of what you're having?
And how do I get to where you're at ? ? ?

you cannot get to where Skippy is...he is in his own little world

Bryan

[skip68]

I like chocolate!   
My favorite color today is yellow! 
My quad goes vroommm vroooooooooooommmmmm. 

[skip68]

When I was 10 I was in cub scouts!   
I ALWAYS wipe front to back!   
When I got married I cried a little ........now I cry all the time!   

[Fred]

I ALWAYS wipe front to back!   
 

With what?

[Alaskan_TA]

I ALWAYS wipe front to back!   
 

With what?

Just a guess, but...............









Roasted pee nuts?