Today's Stress Relief: Sophia Vergara

[JB400]

She don't need an reduction in size   But, there are some girls that do

[Old Moparz]

That damn news feed that comes up when I sign in to email had this headline.......


Sofia Vergara suffers wardrobe malfunction at Emmys, shares racy photo of incident on Twitter (PHOTO)


I don't believe in reincarnation, but if it was real, I'd want to come back as a zipper. 

[Ghoste]

Or her thong.

[JB400]

Or her thong.

[chargerboy69]

I must be out of the loop, I have never heard of her. 

[Ghoste]

Modern Family is the show she is in, if you want to get in the loop

[JB400]

I must be out of the loop, I have never heard of her.  

She's a Supermodel.  

[moparstuart]

I must be out of the loop, I have never heard of her.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hUwIHiu5go





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B79RkBxSgU

[JB400]

I must be out of the loop, I have never heard of her. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hUwIHiu5go

I'd rather have been the straw than any of the guys dancing with her.

[Old Moparz]

Or her thong.

Well, with the economy the way it's been I was thinking it through from a creative financial viewpoint. As a thong, you wouldn't have the ability to take control over your income investments the same way you could as her zipper. True, you'd have that wonderful hugging feeling all day long, but that's all. I mean, there are lots of people that don't have any problem leaking info for money, or doing something that may or may not be totally ethical & being compensated for it.

As her zipper you could make money on the side creating malfunctions at key moments. Pre planning the malfunction when the paying photographer is behind her & you're set for life.   

Try that as a thong & the best chance you have at being able to be compensated is if you have an elastic malfunction & drop to the floor. You have to hope that someone sees you, picks you up & sells you on ebay to some perv for a one shot money deal. I don't want to even think about what happens next. 

[JB400]

Or her thong.

Well, with the economy the way it's been I was thinking it through from a creative financial viewpoint. As a thong, you wouldn't have the ability to take control over your income investments the same way you could as her zipper. True, you'd have that wonderful hugging feeling all day long, but that's all. I mean, there are lots of people that don't have any problem leaking info for money, or doing something that may or may not be totally ethical & being compensated for it.

As her zipper you could make money on the side creating malfunctions at key moments. Pre planning the malfunction when the paying photographer is behind her & you're set for life.   

Try that as a thong & the best chance you have at being able to be compensated is if you have an elastic malfunction & drop to the floor. You have to hope that someone sees you, picks you up & sells you on ebay to some perv for a one shot money deal. I don't want to even think about what happens next. 

Good point, but most supermodels only wear a dress once.  Panties on the other hand, I don't know, but I wouldn't mind finding out

[Old Moparz]

Or her thong.

Well, with the economy the way it's been I was thinking it through from a creative financial viewpoint. As a thong, you wouldn't have the ability to take control over your income investments the same way you could as her zipper. True, you'd have that wonderful hugging feeling all day long, but that's all. I mean, there are lots of people that don't have any problem leaking info for money, or doing something that may or may not be totally ethical & being compensated for it.

As her zipper you could make money on the side creating malfunctions at key moments. Pre planning the malfunction when the paying photographer is behind her & you're set for life.   

Try that as a thong & the best chance you have at being able to be compensated is if you have an elastic malfunction & drop to the floor. You have to hope that someone sees you, picks you up & sells you on ebay to some perv for a one shot money deal. I don't want to even think about what happens next. 

Good point, but most supermodels only wear a dress once.  Panties on the other hand, I don't know, but I wouldn't mind finding out

Earnings could pay a seamstress to move the zipper from one dress to another.   

As a panty you might find out what it's like to have a skid mark on your forehead all day & hope she hates chile.   

[68X426]

I must be out of the loop, I have never heard of her.  

I am so pleased that I started this thread on stress relief.  

You can hear this I hope:

[JB400]

Well, I'll say every job has its drawbacks.  I doubt it if a zipper is going to get took off one dress and put on another.  I think one wardrobe malfunction will relegate you to the closet until she's old and finacially ruined. Then you'll get sold at auction for a $1500 and put on display on a manikin showing plastic skin.  Are you sure that's what you want?

A thong on the other hand, can show a nice camel toe as she gets out of the car in the short dress your attached to. $$$ It can have a little fun too, and wad up a little bit and show a little pink.   $$$$$$  Plus, after the nights over, and she's feeling frisky, a thong gets a pov strip show.  That usually brings in a camera, which means sex tape.  $$$$$    Then, someone gets the tape by mistake and decides to sell it.  $$$$$$$  Then a lawsuit     $$$$$$$$$    Then you do it all over again next week.

[Old Moparz]

You obviously don't read the paper, do you?   

[JB400]

No, I did not get that paper.  Probably because it hasn't come out yet!

[Old Moparz]

No, I did not get that paper.  Probably because it hasn't come out yet!

I'm always trying to stay a few steps ahead. It's important you know.   

[JB400]

Everytime I think I'm ahead, I find myself even farther behind,  so now I just go with the flow and have managed to keep up.

[Dino]

Racy?  That's racy?  Ok....

[Old Moparz]

Racy?  That's racy?  Ok....

That's considered porn in some places.

[Ghoste]

I'm sure just participating in the thread could get you stoned to death by the Taliban.

[Dino]

Well sure, in different cultures but are we so bass ackwards here that a good pair of gluteus maximus is racy?   

[JB400]

From what I hear, if they kill a nonbeliever, they get 7 virgins in the next life.  Just a thought,  if they lifted the mandate that women wear robes and cover their faces, and they started dressing more like us westerners;  do you think they'd still want to kill everyone.  I'd think it'd make the younger generation more horny.  Maybe they'd loosen up a little bit.

[Ghoste]

Don't know, don't care.  Lets stay on Sofia Vergara as that is way more important I think.

She has her own website and everything.

http://www.sofiavergara.com/

[JB400]

She needs to redo her site.  I've been on better ones than that.

http://mirandakerr.com/