looking for Mr. Wong medical advise

[ACUDANUT]

Can anyone help me on this.  It's old but funny as hell, and I can't seem to find it. ?

[Tilar]

This one maybe?


Su Wong marries Lee Wong. the next year, the Wong's have a new baby. 

The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely caucasian, white baby boy.

"congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.

"Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,

"Well, two Wong's don't make a white,  so i think we name him Sum Ting Wong.

[Alaskan_TA]

No Mister Wong here, you ask in wong place.

[beedees]

The Ed Zachary one, maybe?

[doctor4766]

This one maybe?


Su Wong marries Lee Wong. the next year, the Wong's have a new baby. 

The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely caucasian, white baby boy.

"congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.

"Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,

"Well, two Wong's don't make a white,  so i think we name him Sum Ting Wong.

Maybe just in the wong womb.....


Yeah I know.. I'm leaving

[nvrbdn]

i dont know that one, but i know the one about the hillbilly wanting a di...vorce from the lawyer.

[ACUDANUT]

Nope, not that one. 
This one is a series of questions asked to Dr. Wong. One of them is goes something like this;
Dr. Wong,  is exercising good you. Ans>  No excercise, no good. Hearts only have so many beats.  The more you excersize, the quicker your life run out.

[ACUDANUT]

FOUND IT


Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!

[Tilar]

FOUND IT

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Ya know, I really like this guy!