Would you marry again?

[Tilar]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife
looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No,she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."

[ACUDANUT]

Good one.

[twodko]

Oh how we f**k ourselves! 

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[doctor4766]

And here I was thinking I'd get to vent and say a big

NO WAY

Until I realised this was in the joke section

[tan top]

hahaha !!     

[Tilar]

And here I was thinking I'd get to vent and say a big

NO WAY

Until I realised this was in the joke section

That is the exact reaction I had when I first read it on another forum, Only "NO WAY" was gonna be "Oh Hell NO". 

[doctor4766]

Same same

[ACUDANUT]

Marriage is overpriced legal prostitution

[twodko]

Now that's funny right there! 

[PocketThunder]

Marriage is overpriced legal prostitution

Ya but your not getting any, so is it still prostitution or extortion?

[tan top]

Marriage is overpriced legal prostitution

Ya but your not getting any, so is it still prostitution or extortion?

valid point         

[nvrbdn]

funny joke, and never again.

[ACUDANUT]

extortion

[Darkman]

Marriage is overpriced legal prostitution

Ya but your not getting any, so is it still prostitution or extortion?

Technically it is prostitution. To have sex while married, you will pay for it one way or another!