The best country to live in is Australia

[Fred]

A  Somali arrives in Sydney as a  new immigrant to Australia ....
He  stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says  ... 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing,  money for food, free  medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Indian.'

The  man goes on and encounters another passerby  ... ' Thank you for having such a  beautiful country here in Australia !'
The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'

The  new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand  and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia !'
That person puts up his hand  and says, 'I am from Lebanon , I am not Australian !'

He  finally sees a nice lady and asks .... 'Are you a Australian ?'
She says , 'No, I am  African !'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the  Australians ?'
The  African lady checks her watch and says ....'Probably at  work'

[Tilar]

I can relate to that. 

[twodko]

And here I thought us Americans were the suckers. 

[440]

Well, lots of Australians also like the dole and won't work.

[Darkman]

True, they are generally at the beach or at home asleep!

[Fred]

Sorry guys. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It's just a joke.  I got a laugh out of it. 

[Tilar]

No need to apologise Fred, it is funny and we all do appreciate the joke behind it  ... It just seems that so many of us, in all corners of this world can relate to this one.

[TK73]

Uh, aren't Aborigines the only "real" Australians...

They're all on Walkabout Matey...