Newbie checking in

[moparstuart]

I believe the term you are looking for is "avid enthusiasts".

i prefer blabber fingers    at least Dad is retired and has an excuse  


  He used to be a pole dancer or something like that .

Never heard a phone guy called a pole dancer but it kinda fits 

see dad i listened a little bit when you told me what you did
    at least you dont swallow poles like your brother my uncle george