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skip68 · July 23, 2012, 11:40:51 PM

This morning I took the ..........

skip68 · July 23, 2012, 11:45:37 PM

Biggest crap I've ever seen and .......

skip68 · July 23, 2012, 11:46:26 PM

I named it Fred and .......

twodko · July 24, 2012, 01:30:41 AM

Who, when he read this thread, came flying out of his own dunny......

skip68 · July 24, 2012, 01:32:30 AM

To thank me for ....

Fred · July 24, 2012, 01:33:16 AM

Quote from: twodko on July 24, 2012, 01:30:41 AM
Who, when he read this thread, came flying out of his own dunny......

and said...what am I? flavour of the month? or is this.............

Fred · July 24, 2012, 01:36:19 AM

Quote from: skip68 on July 24, 2012, 01:32:30 AM
To thank me for ....

Thinking of me. To be thought of during the most important ritual of the day is an honour indeed but..........

Old Moparz · July 24, 2012, 08:18:42 AM

Quote from: Fred on July 24, 2012, 01:36:19 AM

To be thought of during the most important ritual of the day is an honour indeed but..........

I learned that after a task like that I should clean myself better to prevent flies from following me all day.

The black vinyl seats in my car on a hot Arizona day feels like.....

skip68 · July 24, 2012, 10:59:00 AM

The feeling I had back in high-school when my coach............

Back N Black · July 24, 2012, 11:25:06 AM

coach said, "i'm going to put my finger in you belly button, but that's not my belly button and he said that' not my finger".

the police man said.....

Back N Black · July 24, 2012, 11:28:04 AM

show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

and I................

twodko · July 24, 2012, 11:56:14 AM

But when I began to probe his lady cop partner like the coach did to me, he arrested me on the spot and then......

skip68 · July 24, 2012, 12:01:10 PM

I was taken to jail and strip searched. They put me in a cell with a big smelly man that ..........

twodko · July 24, 2012, 12:04:33 PM

That said "which do you want be, the husband or the wife". I told him I want to be the husband so he said, "OK then, come over here and suck your wife's d**k"......

skip68 · July 24, 2012, 12:08:57 PM

I'm not talking about what took place over the next several days, it's just to painful. Good news is I was released and then .........

moparstuart · July 24, 2012, 12:21:25 PM

Quote from: skip68 on July 24, 2012, 12:08:57 PM
I'm not talking about what took place over the next several days, it's just to painful. Good news is I was released and then .........

The mother ship came down and took me off to ............

Old Moparz · July 24, 2012, 01:03:30 PM

Quote from: moparstuart on July 24, 2012, 12:21:25 PM

The mother ship came down and took me off to ............

.....Spock's secret hideout on planet Vulcan where he keeps his Klingon porn mags that Kirk never knew about.

If Kirk had known....

Back N Black · July 24, 2012, 03:33:58 PM

He would not have had a BJ out in the hall.

nvrbdn · July 24, 2012, 04:57:23 PM

while having a doctor present.....

Fred · July 24, 2012, 05:45:34 PM

He then yelled.........Doctor, Doctor give me the news........

Back N Black · July 24, 2012, 06:13:18 PM

I've got a bad case of loving you!

Beam me back down Scottie!!!

twodko · July 24, 2012, 08:24:12 PM

As Scotty went down he knew his warp was forever limp.....

nvrbdn · July 24, 2012, 08:26:18 PM

can i generate enough energy to bring it back up? he thought

Fred · July 24, 2012, 09:11:45 PM

let me see if I can get some good vibrations happening!

nvrbdn · July 24, 2012, 09:37:30 PM

i keep hitting the button on this long communicating device, but it only vibrates. dammit jim, come in.......

Fred · July 24, 2012, 10:55:12 PM

I haven't got time. I'm looking for my ducks! but as soon as............

Old Moparz · July 24, 2012, 11:56:37 PM

Quote from: Fred on July 24, 2012, 10:55:12 PM

I haven't got time. I'm looking for my ducks! but as soon as............

they waddle back from Amy Winehouse's house with the leftover booze she didn't get to drink, I will post pics. I bet Kirk would have taken Amy Winehouse and....

Fred · July 25, 2012, 12:17:53 AM

hidden her in the closest until the coast was clear and he'd had a drink or 6 and then........

twodko · July 25, 2012, 10:49:06 AM

They would do a musical duet for PriceLine with Uhura singing backup then afterwards.......

nvrbdn · July 25, 2012, 10:52:52 AM

they would all go to IHOP for breakfast and do the duck dance while waiting.....

skip68 · July 25, 2012, 11:02:40 AM

To take turns on the vibrating couch and chanting "I'm a pretty pony" 3 times before ..............

Old Moparz · July 25, 2012, 11:13:06 AM

Quote from: skip68 on July 25, 2012, 11:02:40 AM

To take turns on the vibrating couch and chanting "I'm a pretty pony" 3 times before ..............

Troy decided that he's had enough of being the DC.com daycare director. Once Troy has the new "4 door Charger.com" site ready, he......

twodko · July 25, 2012, 12:29:42 PM

,as beloved as he is, will be banished from all things Dodge for his choice of 4 door blasphemy.......

nvrbdn · July 25, 2012, 12:32:05 PM

and for wearing a pink tu-tu while dancing circles around his newly purchased 4 door charger decked out with lamborgini doors and.......................

twodko · July 25, 2012, 01:20:36 PM

criminal use of 24" dubs, sub woof overkill and possessing no socially acceptable traits.....

Old Moparz · July 25, 2012, 04:16:47 PM

Quote from: twodko on July 25, 2012, 01:20:36 PM

criminal use of 24" dubs, sub woof overkill and possessing no socially acceptable traits.....

......except in Ohio. Speaking of Ohio, the last time anyone......

Fred · July 25, 2012, 05:20:44 PM

lived there was back in..........

440 · July 25, 2012, 05:40:47 PM

1962 before the aliens invaded and probed the local residents for tests which...

twodko · July 25, 2012, 06:24:04 PM

Involves the use of old school spanner wrenches and tire irons. These proved far too indelicate so they switched to.....

Fred · July 25, 2012, 06:50:29 PM

toothpicks and crochet hooks and that's when they discovered.........

skip68 · July 25, 2012, 07:10:28 PM

That small fragments of

Fred · July 25, 2012, 07:14:41 PM

duck feather's and cat's whiskers......

twodko · July 25, 2012, 07:25:30 PM

Mixed amongst shards of meteorites, crack pipes and wooden teeth.....

Fred · July 25, 2012, 08:20:22 PM

which after grinding down to a fine powder, they were getting ready to smoke while sitting in a sweat lodge when out of the blue............

nvrbdn · July 25, 2012, 08:55:08 PM

a bad wind blew up lifting the sweat lodge and all the participants......

440 · July 25, 2012, 08:57:26 PM

Found themselves naked inside a spaceship with funny green men...

Back N Black · July 25, 2012, 09:03:11 PM

and Morparmanjim was the leader of the aliens who decided to.................

440 · July 25, 2012, 09:06:57 PM

Get his revenge by releasing genetically modified ducks into the room with the participants and....

Fred · July 25, 2012, 09:46:30 PM

making them all sit butt naked on his vibrating coach with a gleam in his eye while the ducks ~~nested in the bushes~~ began to feast on ...........

nvrbdn · July 25, 2012, 09:48:52 PM

collected marbles to put in the nests since they couldnt lay eggs. so they.....

twodko · July 25, 2012, 10:41:23 PM

Made sounds that, to this very day, have brought strong men to their knees. Yes.....the dreaded, the horrible, the searing stench of.......duck farts! But wait there's more.....

Fred · July 25, 2012, 11:17:26 PM

........they soon realised that the marbles they had collected belonged to the dingbats that have lost theirs and are contributing to this thread

skip68 · July 25, 2012, 11:35:16 PM

So, what did this thread accomplish? IT'S THE SCRIPT FOR JOEY GOWDY'S NEXT FILM.

Fred · July 25, 2012, 11:37:26 PM

And that those ducks are alive and kicking!

twodko · July 26, 2012, 12:27:15 AM

We have creative and fertile minds........we will live long and prosper.

skip68 · July 26, 2012, 12:54:16 AM

Joey & Jim pushed humpty dumpty.
I have pictures.

twodko · July 26, 2012, 03:40:45 PM

I like this thread.....community storytelling.

Back N Black · July 26, 2012, 08:00:30 PM

Quote from: skip68 on July 26, 2012, 12:54:16 AM
Joey & Jim pushed humpty dumpty.
I have pictures.

I have pics to prove they were innocent, they were too drunk to commit the crime!

twodko · July 26, 2012, 08:10:52 PM

As Troy lay splayed over the backless chair his cohort was lamenting the loss of further intoxicants.......full flagans before him but he could not see.....Thinking Troys blood must be at least 90 proof the thoughts of the unthinkable began to form in his addled mind.......

Fred · July 26, 2012, 10:04:16 PM

.........should he or shouldn't he. The thought of becoming a vampire was so tempting but would that mean...........

nvrbdn · July 26, 2012, 10:09:46 PM

bloody marys every night and no more fruity drinks with the umbrellas that i........

Fred · July 26, 2012, 10:14:18 PM

.....would stick in my hair while I flamenco-ed my way around the cobblestoned courtyard in...........

nvrbdn · July 27, 2012, 11:07:24 AM

the cemetary while having thoughts and dreams of biting ducks and cats in the neck while.......

twodko · July 27, 2012, 03:33:31 PM

Thought, "I'll just have some Duck a la orange with a side of catfish". Feeling ever so happy with myself I slipped into my BigBird suit and........

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