FINISH THE SENTENCE / STORY GAME

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This morning I took the ..........

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Biggest crap I've ever seen and .......

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I named it Fred and .......

[twodko]

Who, when he read this thread, came flying out of his own dunny......

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To thank me for ....

[Fred]

Who, when he read this thread, came flying out of his own dunny......

and said...what am I? flavour of the month? or is this.............

[Fred]

To thank me for ....

Thinking of me.  To be thought of during the most important ritual of the day is an honour indeed but..........

[Old Moparz]

To be thought of during the most important ritual of the day is an honour indeed but..........

I learned that after a task like that I should clean myself better to prevent flies from following me all day.


The black vinyl seats in my car on a hot Arizona day feels like.....

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The feeling I had back in high-school when my coach............

[Back N Black]

 coach said, "i'm going to put my finger in you belly button, but that's not my belly button and he said that' not my finger".

the police man said.....

[Back N Black]

show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

and I................

[twodko]

But when I began to probe his lady cop partner like the coach did to me, he arrested me on the spot and then......

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I was taken to jail and strip searched.  They put me in a cell with a big smelly man that ..........

[twodko]

That said "which do you want be, the husband or the wife". I told him I want to be the husband so he said, "OK then, come over here and suck your wife's d**k"......

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I'm not talking about what took place over the next several days, it's just to painful.  Good news is I was released and then .........

[moparstuart]

I'm not talking about what took place over the next several days, it's just to painful.  Good news is I was released and then .........

The mother ship came down and took me off to ............

[Old Moparz]

The mother ship came down and took me off to ............

.....Spock's secret hideout on planet Vulcan where he keeps his Klingon porn mags that Kirk never knew about.

If Kirk had known....

[Back N Black]

He would not have had a BJ out in the hall.

[nvrbdn]

while having a doctor present.....

[Fred]

He then yelled.........Doctor, Doctor give me the news........

[Back N Black]

I've got a bad case of loving you!

Beam me back down Scottie!!!

[twodko]

As  Scotty went down he knew his warp was forever limp.....

[nvrbdn]

can i generate enough energy to bring it back up? he thought

[Fred]

let me see if I can get some good vibrations happening!

[nvrbdn]

i keep hitting the button on this long communicating device, but it only vibrates.  dammit jim, come in.......