Funny craigslist ads

[Tilar]

The one I posted about the ducks is in "Best of Craigslist, but what about current active postings? Anyone run across something even remotely humorous?  The last line of this one reminds me of some people.

http://eauclaire.craigslist.org/grd/3151173304.html

I NEED GRASSY HAY DELIVERED (Jefferson, wi)

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Date: 2012-07-20, 4:12AM CDT
Reply to: 8vsgh-3151173304@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Need grassy hay. Up to 25% alfalfa OK.
Small squares or lg. squares. No rounds.
Need delivery to Jefferson, WI
Obviously dry, 2012, no mold.
Good marsh hay considered.
Email price per ton including delivery.
Need up to 20 ton for the year

All replies appreciated. I thank you
The horsies thank you and the goaties thank you.

Trades for semi-useless 26 year old son considered.
Location: Jefferson
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interest

[hatersaurusrex]

CL has a 'best of' feature nominated by readers.  The first one on there today (what a vasectomy is really like) literally had me spit jack and coke all over my laptop:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

[A383Wing]

This one's for Fred

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/3133745747.html

[Fred]

Well thanks very much Bryan. I just filled it with a good brew and I'm about to take a swallow............here's to you.
 Fred

[RallyeMike]

Best of CL - Awesome!

Thanks, I'll be checking that ofen.

[bobs66440]

That Grand-Am ad is freakin hilarious! 

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html

[Tilar]

lol, those are some good ones... Here's one that reminds me of what some people on here go through with wives/girlfriends and they cars...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tal/2265648301.html

[hatersaurusrex]

That Grand-Am ad is freakin hilarious! 

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html

It's one of the funniest things ever on the internet

[A383Wing]

lol, those are some good ones... Here's one that reminds me of what some people on here go through with wives/girlfriends and they cars...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tal/2265648301.html

that was perfect....keep the dog, get rid of the girlfriend ...

Bryan

[PocketThunder]

CL has a 'best of' feature nominated by readers.  The first one on there today (what a vasectomy is really like) literally had me spit jack and coke all over my laptop:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Just a little bit of exaggeration going on there...   

The grand am one was hilarious..      

[Tilar]

lol, those are some good ones... Here's one that reminds me of what some people on here go through with wives/girlfriends and they cars...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tal/2265648301.html

that was perfect....keep the dog, get rid of the girlfriend ...

Bryan

You know, I always figured that if you ever wanted find out which one is more loyal and glad to see you between your wife/girlfriend and your dog;  put your dog and your wife/girlfriend both in the trunk of the car. Drive down to the local liquor store and buy a 12 pack of beer and then go back home. When you get there, open the trunk back up and see which one is happy to see you.  $50 says it's the dog.

[bakerhillpins]

Coworker found this today...

http://burlington.craigslist.org/wan/3171140549.html

Time Machine parts (Vermont )
Date: 2012-07-29, 6:06PM EDT
Reply to: 5ncz6-3171140549@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hello,
I'm looking to fix my SXT 2976A not D Jumper type 56, I need a twin link with auto or self controler, Now an type 55& 57 will work to, or I make an old 34 with a few extra parts can work to. I'm NOT on the run, I don't want to deal with the BS of having to sent for help. I have a permit for jumping and to be this time. I know jumpers come to the list, to buy things for resale. Here's what I have to trade, 1000 Yottabyte Nano hard drive, works with every thing in this time, Not IBM's or I bought a few things to bring back with me. I have money U.S. or G.C.C (GCC is at home) let me know thanks

[Tilar]

There have been things like that all over the internet for the last 20 years. One guy that claimed to be from another time had a lot of people believing it. Even told everyone the date he was going back and that was the last time anyone heard from him on that message board. That was probably 10 years ago or so.  It was an interesting read. His name was John Titor if anyone want to look it up.

[bakerhillpins]

Everyone has to have hobbies to keep themselves busy, right?

[mauve66]

There have been things like that all over the internet for the last 20 years. One guy that claimed to be from another time had a lot of people believing it. Even told everyone the date he was going back and that was the last time anyone heard from him on that message board. That was probably 10 years ago or so.  It was an interesting read. His name was John Titor if anyone want to look it up.

you can find anything on craigslist, so he finally got all his parts together and left........ jealous??

[Tilar]

Yeah, but I don't want to go into the future, I want to go back in time say 45 years? 

[mauve66]

Yeah, but I don't want to go into the future, I want to go back in time say 45 years? 

but if you go now you can find out what to buy now to make money and THEN you can get all the chargers you want NOW

[Tilar]

It's hard to beat logic like that... I think.