Red Ferrari...

[Cooter]

A mouse is walking through the jungle.
It finds an elephant in a pit dug by natives to trap food.
The mouse offers to help out the elephant.
The elephant cant believe this, but agrees to accept any help on offer given the alternative.
the mouse disappears for a while then turns up in a red Ferrari 599 with a tow bar and tow rope....the elephant grabs the rope and is pulled to safety. The elephant, astonished, offers to help the mouse if he ever needs it.

A few months later the elephant is walking through the jungle.
It finds mouse trapped in another pit dug by natives to trap food.
The elephant offers to help out the mouse but indicates to the mouse he may not like the rescue method.
The mouse gratefully agrees to accept any help on offer given the alternative.
The elephant stands straddling the hole and thinks of the female elephants he saw down at the watering hole and has a hard on.
A column of hard meat flops down into the pit....given the alternative the mouse scrambles up.

Moral of this story......if you have a big d*ck, you don't need a red Ferrari.