Those damn ducks are everyfrigginwhere!

[Tilar]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/grr/2313920928.html

[440]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end 

[BananaDan]

End?  What's that?

[Fred]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end 

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

[bill440rt]

You guys are just mean. All that man wanted to do was help in relocating his ducks. Maybe there was someone out there that can help him with that. Or maybe not. But to go and laff is just not funny its just meen.
Maybe the ducks lost theyre lake and are using his pool and cant find their way back. Then what? All he wants is help. Well I did find the duck porn in his add funny but thats something else and not something thats to laff about.
I bet if he were to post here peepel would laff at him too. So I hope he dosen't. Or maybe theres someone with an idea that can help him. All he wants is help with his ducks. 

[A383Wing]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end 

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan

[Fred]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.  
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan

Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

[Tilar]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end 

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan

Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

So your name is really Derf? 

[Fred]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.  
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan

Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

So your name is really Derf?  

Yes it is but now I understand why everyone's been calling me Fred.
Do you want to help me count animal crackers one by one?

[bill440rt]

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.  
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan

Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

So your name is really Derf?  

Yes it is but now I understand why everyone's been calling me Fred.
Do you want to help me count animal crackers one by one?

Oooo... I see a bear! That's one!

[A383Wing]

I'm gonna give Fred a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them all in alphabetical order......

he'll probably do it backwards and upside down and start with the "W"'s

Bryan

[Bob T]

So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

[TheGhost]

 

[BananaDan]

   

[A383Wing]

I only saw one 'Nana in the picture in the yard...did the ducks take the other 3?

Bryan

[Fred]

So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

Hey BobT, they love succulents which (I'm guessing) is why they flew the coup in the first place.........I don't think they were getting any. There's plenty to be had at my place, I don't know why they left.  I'll PM you my address (as the crow flies) and you can fly them back to me. 

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana, is it supposed to be a wagon or are you sending someone a secret message? 

[440]

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana

[Bob T]

So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

Hey BobT, they love succulents which (I'm guessing) is why they flew the coup in the first place.........I don't think they were getting any. There's plenty to be had at my place, I don't know why they left.  I'll PM you my address (as the crow flies) and you can fly them back to me. 

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana, is it supposed to be a wagon or are you sending someone a secret message? 

You're only a couple of hours east of me, but it is uphill all the way..
I photoshopped in some wheelie bars, he could'nt get traction on the frosty grass 

[Fred]

So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

Hey BobT, they love succulents which (I'm guessing) is why they flew the coup in the first place.........I don't think they were getting any. There's plenty to be had at my place, I don't know why they left.  I'll PM you my address (as the crow flies) and you can fly them back to me.  

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana, is it supposed to be a wagon or are you sending someone a secret message?  

You're only a couple of hours east of me, but it is uphill all the way..
I photoshopped in some wheelie bars, he could'nt get traction on the frosty grass  

Well you're not only a pretty face...............you have talent as well. 

[440]

I found a CD you might find extremely useful Fred....

[A383Wing]

Fred would probably try and put that on his record player

Bryan

[BananaDan]

Nah, his problem is no one ever told him he has to put the CD's in upside down for them to work over there.

[Fred]

I found a CD you might find extremely useful Fred....

Curiously enough, I have it.    I bought it when Jim's ducks went missing. I learnt how to do duck calls pretty good too but those ducks just weren't listennig.
Either that or BananaDan got to them first. I know he was having a BBQ that day. 

[Fred]

Fred would probably try and put that on his record player

Bryan

Come on Bryan, just because I've taken to wearing a name tag doesn't make me the village idiot!  I remember your name don't I? 

[Fred]

Nah, his problem is no one ever told him he has to put the CD's in upside down for them to work over there.

I keep putting it in upside down................it just keeps falling out!!    

[Fred]

I can't believe it!...............all 3 posts went in first time. Something's topsy turvey

Except for this one (I shouldn't have bragged about it) I'm up to my forth attempt.

[Fred]

I'm sick of living upside down...............I'm moving to the USA and coming to live with one of you guys.  
Send me your addresses and you'll all go into the lucky draw. I'm warning you though, there can only be one winner so you loser's will just have to bite in a sour apple (or sour cherry for that matter), knowing you won't get the pleasure of my company and deal with it as best you can.    

[A383Wing]

Are you bringing Mrs. Fred? We want pics before we decide between you and her as to which one gets to live with us

Bryan

[Fred]

Well then, I've lost.

[BananaDan]

Nah, his problem is no one ever told him he has to put the CD's in upside down for them to work over there.

I keep putting it in upside down................it just keeps falling out!!    

[68coronetGLwannabe]

These ducks are into Freds find the cat pics.

[Fred]

There's more to me than meets the eye.