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Those damn ducks are everyfrigginwhere!

Started by Tilar, July 17, 2012, 06:40:38 PM

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Tilar

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



440

Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

BananaDan

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.  ~A. Einstein

Fred

Quote from: 440 on July 17, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   :nana:
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

bill440rt

You guys are just mean. All that man wanted to do was help in relocating his ducks. Maybe there was someone out there that can help him with that. Or maybe not. But to go and laff is just not funny its just meen.
Maybe the ducks lost theyre lake and are using his pool and cant find their way back. Then what? All he wants is help. Well I did find the duck porn in his add funny but thats something else and not something thats to laff about.
I bet if he were to post here peepel would laff at him too. So I hope he dosen't. Or maybe theres someone with an idea that can help him. All he wants is help with his ducks.  :yesnod:
"Strive for perfection in everything. Take the best that exists and make it better. If it doesn't exist, create it. Accept nothing nearly right or good enough." Sir Henry Rolls Royce

A383Wing

Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: 440 on July 17, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   :nana:
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan

Fred

Quote from: A383Wing on July 17, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: 440 on July 17, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   :nana:
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan


Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Tilar

Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 10:35:17 PM
Quote from: A383Wing on July 17, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: 440 on July 17, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   :nana:
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan


Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

So your name is really Derf?  :rofl:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



Fred

Quote from: Tilar on July 18, 2012, 03:52:57 AM
Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 10:35:17 PM
Quote from: A383Wing on July 17, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: 440 on July 17, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   :nana:
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan


Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

So your name is really Derf?  :rofl:

Yes it is but now I understand why everyone's been calling me Fred.
Do you want to help me count animal crackers one by one? :icon_smile_big:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

bill440rt

Quote from: Fred on July 18, 2012, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: Tilar on July 18, 2012, 03:52:57 AM
Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 10:35:17 PM
Quote from: A383Wing on July 17, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
Quote from: Fred on July 17, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: 440 on July 17, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Wow, Fred has stooped to posting on Craigslist too... When will it end  :smilielol:

Well if you fellas can't help me, what choice do I have.   :nana:
Hang on a minute............I'm wearing my name tag, it can't be me!

yer beyond help....

I assume if you have yer name tag on that's it's upside down so you can read it, huh?

Bryan


Geez Bryan you're right................I checked in the mirror and not only is it upside down but it's back to front as well. I don't understand it...........it was right when I wrote it.

So your name is really Derf?  :rofl:

Yes it is but now I understand why everyone's been calling me Fred.
Do you want to help me count animal crackers one by one? :icon_smile_big:


Oooo... I see a bear! That's one!
"Strive for perfection in everything. Take the best that exists and make it better. If it doesn't exist, create it. Accept nothing nearly right or good enough." Sir Henry Rolls Royce

A383Wing

I'm gonna give Fred a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them all in alphabetical order......

he'll probably do it backwards and upside down and start with the "W"'s

Bryan

Bob T

So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then
Old Dog, Old Tricks.

TheGhost

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

BananaDan

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.  ~A. Einstein

A383Wing

I only saw one 'Nana in the picture in the yard...did the ducks take the other 3?

Bryan

Fred

Quote from: Bob T on July 21, 2012, 04:07:20 AM
So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

Hey BobT, they love succulents which (I'm guessing) is why they flew the coup in the first place.........I don't think they were getting any. There's plenty to be had at my place, I don't know why they left.  I'll PM you my address (as the crow flies) and you can fly them back to me.  :icon_smile_big:

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana, is it supposed to be a wagon or are you sending someone a secret message?  :scratchchin:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

440


Bob T

Quote from: Fred on July 21, 2012, 07:35:00 PM
Quote from: Bob T on July 21, 2012, 04:07:20 AM
So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

Hey BobT, they love succulents which (I'm guessing) is why they flew the coup in the first place.........I don't think they were getting any. There's plenty to be had at my place, I don't know why they left.  I'll PM you my address (as the crow flies) and you can fly them back to me.  :icon_smile_big:

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana, is it supposed to be a wagon or are you sending someone a secret message?  :scratchchin:

You're only a couple of hours east of me, but it is uphill all the way..
I photoshopped in some wheelie bars, he could'nt get traction on the frosty grass  :D
Old Dog, Old Tricks.

Fred

Quote from: Bob T on July 21, 2012, 08:45:01 PM
Quote from: Fred on July 21, 2012, 07:35:00 PM
Quote from: Bob T on July 21, 2012, 04:07:20 AM
So Fred, I came out to go to work at 06.45 and I had some vistors of your's I presume that had popped in to eat my succulents out of my garden ( again ). Since I could'nt hang around to scare them off I had to give Dan a shout to hold the fort while I was gone. Dunno what he said to them  but You should've seen those suckers move out then

Hey BobT, they love succulents which (I'm guessing) is why they flew the coup in the first place.........I don't think they were getting any. There's plenty to be had at my place, I don't know why they left.  I'll PM you my address (as the crow flies) and you can fly them back to me.  :icon_smile_big:

I'm having trouble deciphering your banana, is it supposed to be a wagon or are you sending someone a secret message?  :scratchchin:

You're only a couple of hours east of me, but it is uphill all the way..
I photoshopped in some wheelie bars, he could'nt get traction on the frosty grass  :D

Well you're not only a pretty face...............you have talent as well.  :icon_smile_big: :boogie:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

440

I found a CD you might find extremely useful Fred....

A383Wing

Fred would probably try and put that on his record player

Bryan

BananaDan

Nah, his problem is no one ever told him he has to put the CD's in upside down for them to work over there.
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.  ~A. Einstein

Fred

Quote from: 440 on July 21, 2012, 09:04:25 PM
I found a CD you might find extremely useful Fred....

Curiously enough, I have it.  :yesnod:  I bought it when Jim's ducks went missing. I learnt how to do duck calls pretty good too but those ducks just weren't listennig.
Either that or BananaDan got to them first. I know he was having a BBQ that day.  :stirthepot:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

Quote from: A383Wing on July 21, 2012, 09:15:52 PM
Fred would probably try and put that on his record player

Bryan


Come on Bryan, just because I've taken to wearing a name tag doesn't make me the village idiot!  I remember your name don't I?  :-\


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

Quote from: BananaDan on July 21, 2012, 09:22:41 PM
Nah, his problem is no one ever told him he has to put the CD's in upside down for them to work over there.

I keep putting it in upside down................it just keeps falling out!!   :icon_smile_big:  :nana:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

I can't believe it!...............all 3 posts went in first time. Something's topsy turvey

Except for this one (I shouldn't have bragged about it) I'm up to my forth attempt.


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

I'm sick of living upside down...............I'm moving to the USA and coming to live with one of you guys.   :yesnod:
Send me your addresses and you'll all go into the lucky draw. I'm warning you though, there can only be one winner so you loser's will just have to bite in a sour apple (or sour cherry for that matter), knowing you won't get the pleasure of my company and deal with it as best you can.   :icon_smile_big:  :nana: :nana:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

A383Wing

Are you bringing Mrs. Fred? We want pics before we decide between you and her as to which one gets to live with us

Bryan

Fred



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

BananaDan

Quote from: Fred on July 22, 2012, 10:14:03 PM
Quote from: BananaDan on July 21, 2012, 09:22:41 PM
Nah, his problem is no one ever told him he has to put the CD's in upside down for them to work over there.

I keep putting it in upside down................it just keeps falling out!!   :icon_smile_big:  :nana:
:smilielol: :smilielol:
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.  ~A. Einstein

68coronetGLwannabe

These ducks are into Freds find the cat pics.
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

Fred

There's more to me than meets the eye.


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.