that's one

[mauve66]

a just married couple were riding in a carriage.  the horse started acting up so the man stopped the carriage and walked up to the horse, looked it in the eye and said "that's one"

the man got back into the carriage and they went down the road, the horse behaved and the woman was amazed.

a little while later the horse acted up again, the man got out, went up to the horse, looked it in the eye and said "thats two"

the man got back into the carriage and they went down the road, the horse behaved and the woman was gushing about how great he was, how lucky she was and so on and so on.

a little while later the horse acted up again, the man got out, went up to the horse, looked it in the eye and said "that's three" and shot it dead with his pistol

the woman was horrified, she jumped up and started screaming at him, so the man walked up to her, looked her in the eye and said, "that's one"

[PA Dodger]

 
Wow, imagine how easy that would make married life!

[36 Dodge Brothers]

That was funny