You want to fight, ok, lets go you P.O.S........................................

[skip68]

Anyone got something smart to say to me?   Huh?   Do you tuff guys?   I will fly anywhere in the world just to kick your but, take your wife out to dinner and never call her again!   I will bring down the thunder on you!   I will sit in your Charger and fart on your seat!   I'm not kidding either punk!  Any of you think you can take me?    
How about I start dating your daughter?    Mad yet?    
OK, I'm spent.      
I just needed my own rant thread so I'd feel important enough to get some attention that I'm lacking lately.  
Anywho, if anyone wants to fight let's do it here.   Chicken?

[A383Wing]

first it was cats, then ducks, after that it was the pigeons.....now were on to chickens?

sounds like an episode of He Haw!

Bryan

[Steve P.]

NOTE TO MRS. SKIP:  Lisa, please make sure Skippy takes his pills each day as prescribed. He is beginning to believe he is Superman again, wanting to fly anywhere and that all of our wives are Lois Lane.

I know he misses his car, but please pet him on the back of his head and tell his his pills are treats so he'll take them...

Thanks in advance Lisa, Steve

[nvrbdn]

first of all its "butt", second of all, if your taking my wife out to dinner, she really likes lobster and crab legs with butter, or good chinese. so hurry, cuz she is hungry.

[A383Wing]

first of all its "butt", second of all, if your taking my wife out to dinner, she really likes lobster and crab legs with butter, or good chinese. so hurry, cuz she is hungry.

sounds like our wives are related

Bryan

[mauve66]

ain't nuthin tween you and me but air and your fear

you've been living in the stix so long you probably forgot how to get back to the big city, does pahrump even have an airport??

[moparguy01]

I will beat you down worse than what happened the last time you played with your Rock em sock em robots!

[Patronus]

Drop you like 3rd period french.

[bill440rt]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.   

[Darkman]

Bring it on sissy boy!

I'll be waiting for you!

Wait, are you typing this while on the can again???

[skip68]

I will take you all down like a $2 Hooker, bitches.   

[nvrbdn]

uh oh, i think mrs skip is calling. time to get out of the bathroom.

[dads_69]

What the? Skip, did you sell you're charger? Med's? Wow, what a weird thread 

[RECHRGD]

Skip, I'm 64 years old and I can take you down with one fart..........

[68coronetGLwannabe]

All you have to do is mess up his Hair and he will go running to find the nearest mirror.   Skip is just a keyboard cowboy!  

[Steve P.]

Does he still have all that GIRLY hair???  

My bet is that he IS still typing while ......

[dads_69]

Does he still have all that GIRLY hair???  

My bet is that he IS still typing while ......

LMAO, Steve, ya' still got it!  Seeing that icon reminded me of Conan O'Brien show with that dog saying, for me to poop on. 

[ChgrSteve67]

Just like Skip to bring his mouth to a gun fight

Time for Skip to feed the worms

[Steve P.]

Hahahahahahaaa......  The second best thing about SKIP is that he can start CHIT and take Chit without getting on him..... 

I'll leave you to guess at the BEST thing about Skip......   

[skip68]

Sooooooooooo you're a tuff guy Steve.   Just because you're a moderator doesn't mean poop to me.  Tell your wife I said high.......  never mind, I'll tell her when I see her tonight.    

Does she still do that trick with her knees and the flashlight?   

[Fred]

first of all its "butt", second of all, if your taking my wife out to dinner, she really likes lobster and crab legs with butter, or good chinese. so hurry, cuz she is hungry.

Maybe we can make it a threesome............I love chinese too and I've been dying to meet you, you handsomely nippled man you!
Mrs. Fred

[Fred]

Hahahahahahaaa......  The second best thing about SKIP is that he can start CHIT and take Chit without getting on him..... 

I'll leave you to guess at the BEST thing about Skip......   

I can tell you one thing................it's not his nipple! 

[skip68]

Hold the phone Mrs Jim/Fred, if you want in on this action you need to talk to your man first.   If he says it's OK then bring $5 and some Doritos and we'll talk.   

[Steve P.]

Skippy,,,,,, I only told you that so you would leave me alone in my sleep!!!! Now be nice or I will sick WONDER WOMAN on you..  She just got home.... 

[skip68]

Sorry Steve, nothing to see here folks, move along please ........
Ahhhhhh hell, screw it.  I'm ready for a fight and my "ducks are in a row" 

[Fred]

Hold the phone Mrs Jim/Fred, if you want in on this action you need to talk to your man first.   If he says it's OK then bring $5 and some Doritos and we'll talk.   

where to?

[skip68]

The same place we met last week when you told Fred you had to get some groceries. 
P.S. bring the mouse traps and chocolate.   

[Fred]

ok   I'll be travelling incognito.............under the guise of Fred.     

[skip68]

Just in case anyone wants to see my nipple it's in the f'in ducks thread.   
Just sayin .....

[68X426]

I will take you all down like a $2 Hooker, bitches.   

Skip, count me in.

Signed, Mike

[skip68]

Holy hell!   I'll be back ..........

[mrsskip68]

ARE YOU DRUNK HUNNY? OR JUST BEING YOUR NATURAL DIPSHIT?  See ya soon! 
Lisa

[skip68]

ARE YOU DRUNK HUNNY? OR JUST BEING YOUR NATURAL DIPSHIT?  See ya soon! 
Lisa

Maybe I am and maybe I am. 

[Steve P.]

HI LISA..........  

[440]

HI LISA..........  

Is that a friendly reminder not to do drugs ? Or you too want in on some of the $5 action and a bag of Doritos ?

[mrsskip68]

Hi Stevie! Get your sexy butt out here soon for a visit! We miss ya! We and Mikie are having Mopar withdrawls! Mike wants a Superbee for his next project, and I want another charger! Hope your back is feeling better!
Lisa

[mrsskip68]

Oh and back on topic: If ding-dong chuck challenges you,............just throw a spider on him. he will run away crying like a two year old! Lol!
Lisa

[Steve P.]

Oh yeah.... I forgot about him screaming like a little girl over a spider under the car!!! 

I do hope to get out there for the next show. It sucked having to stay home and miss the fun...

I think that orange Coronet R/T did Mike in at the show 2 years ago.. I saw the look on his face.. I know he was scoping that Arizona Tag too!!! hahahahaha.... He'll have another mopar soon.. Hopefully you guys will too!!!! 

[68coronetGLwannabe]

I see how it is. I try calling you on the phone so we could fight man to man and your to scared to answer! 

[Neal_J]

Hey Skip:

Check your calendar - it's not April 1st, dude.



Neal

[twodko]

Damn, I love this forum! Chuck you have GOT to take your act to one of the casinos in Lost Wages. The money you'll pay them for your appearances will assist you in getting that Coronet you want by way of sheer mercy money rained down  on your skeevy carcass by the public when you promise never to return.  

By the way, I'll hit you so hard so many times your whole family will bleed. Don't let yer size make a bigger fool outta ya.

The precipice of letting your mouth overload your ass is close......very close.  

I have got to make MATS soonest to hang with all you social outcasts, misfits and reprobates......my kinda people.

[skip68]

Hey Skip:

Check your calendar - it's not April 1st, dude.



Neal

I'll fight anyone here but Neal J.  He can be EXTREMELY vicious so I will try and stay on his better side.    
And Bull......... those two guys would kill me until I was dead and then kill me some more just for fun.   As for the rest of you punks, you can all kiss my pancreas .......

[skip68]

I see how it is. I try calling you on the phone so we could fight man to man and your to scared to answer! 

What a puss!   All I got from that was "blah blah blah, skip is cool"   
Wade, you are the biggest poser on this site.  All you got going for you is a hot niece, POS car and a pathetic fantasy of being my bff.  GET A LIFE LOSER! 

[Steve P.]

Skip, you forgot Wade's HOT WIFE!!!!!  How could you do that?? 

You are slipping my friend..   

[A383Wing]

[Darkman]

This is all too boring, I came here looking for a fight and all I got was a nancy boy that screams like a girl at the site of a spider, has an extremely ugly nipple, does unspeakable things to ducks, dead cow bones and meteorite shards!

Pffft....Got nuttin else to say until nancy boy mans up a little and actually picks a fight

[skip68]

Listen here you Australian piece of waste, it's not my fault you're Australian, blame your parents and get over it.  I mean, come on man, it's not like you're Canadian .........your life can't be that bad. 
It's a bird,
It's a plane,
It's Da Da Da Darkman, the aussie super hero with his sidekick Linda the kangaroo ......

[mrsskip68]

  Thats funny sh*t right there!!!! Lol!

[twodko]

Hey, Skip is getting a bit randy what?

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Skip, you forgot Wade's HOT WIFE!!!!!  How could you do that?? 

You are slipping my friend..   

Yeah, what he said!

[Darkman]

Listen here you Australian piece of waste, it's not my fault you're Australian, blame your parents and get over it.  I mean, come on man, it's not like you're Canadian .........your life can't be that bad. 
It's a bird,
It's a plane,
It's Da Da Da Darkman, the aussie super hero with his sidekick Linda the kangaroo ......

You better believe it too, but really, is that the best you can do? Real men don't have kangaroo's for sidekicks, they have them for DINNER! And for a side dish, I might just "Chuck" another "Skip" on the barbie!

[Fred]

Listen here you Australian piece of waste, it's not my fault you're Australian, blame your parents and get over it.  I mean, come on man, it's not like you're Canadian .........your life can't be that bad. 
It's a bird,
It's a plane,
It's Da Da Da Darkman, the aussie super hero with his sidekick Linda the kangaroo ......

You better believe it too, but really, is that the best you can do? Real men don't have kangaroo's for sidekicks, they have them for DINNER! And for a side dish, I might just "Chuck" another "Skip" on the barbie!

sounds Delicious!    Hope there's damper too.

[mrsskip68]

Oh Snap!!!!

[440]

I have finally spotted Chuck in his alter ego....

[nvrbdn]

 

[68X426]

Chuck the Dog.

Woof. 

[AKcharger]

[moparstuart]

Dogs and cats living together mass hysteria

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ZOKDmorj0

[nvrbdn]

my problem with fighting would be, if i dont take you out in the first punch, ill be too tired to go on and need to take a break. that running around half the country and taking a thousand punches, hit in the head with a board, kicked in the ribs stuff is for tv. 1 punch and its break time.

[ChgrSteve67]

Go for the knees

[twodko]

Boxing trainers will tell you, if your opponent can't see, stand or breath he can't fight. Batter the eyes, knees and solar plexus and it'll be a one man show.

By the way it's 101 in Sebastopol right now.