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Rant of mine

Started by MoparManJim, July 08, 2012, 04:26:38 AM

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Dino

Quote from: skip68 on July 10, 2012, 08:59:11 PM
So if Jim is Fred, and Fred is me, .............then who the hell am I?  ???

We don't know yet.  We hired aliens, the ET kind not the fence hopper kind, to probe you for information...and sheer entertainment, but something went wrong when their space...thing got hit by those ducks and now they are focusing their attention on Jim.  Probably because he's one of them.   Wait a minute....  :think:

Quote from: skip68 on July 10, 2012, 08:59:11 PM
So if Jim is Fred, and Fred is me, .............then who the hell am I?  ???


Holy crap!!  Jim, Fred and Chuck are not of this world!!!!........well that explains quite a bit actually.   :yesnod:   :nana:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

A383Wing

so where does that leave Lisa?

Bryan

mrsskip68

Look guys, I was young and needed the tax write off by keeping chuck.  :smilielol:

Steve P.

I haven't gotten passed,,,,,, wait,,,,,  S P I D E R !!!!!!!!!!   :eek2:
Steve P.
Holiday, Florida

nvrbdn

Quote from: mrsskip68 on July 10, 2012, 09:14:58 PM
Look guys, I was young and needed the tax write off by keeping chuck.  :smilielol:


you put up with all of this all year for 1 check in the mail? it better be a good return. :yesnod:
70 Dodge Charger 500
70 Duster (Moulin Rouge)
73 Challenger
50 Dodge Pilot House

skip68

OK, Jim's wife is actually Fred's wife because Jim is Fred.  Fred is Chuck (me) so then Lisa is the wife of Jim, Fred, and Chuck .......  
Great, now not only do I not know who I am, I don't know who I'm sleeping with.  
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


nvrbdn

it sounds to me like your sleeping with jim and freds wife while also sleeping with your wife and yourself. thats a crowded bed when you also throw in jim and fred. :shruggy:
70 Dodge Charger 500
70 Duster (Moulin Rouge)
73 Challenger
50 Dodge Pilot House

mrsskip68

Wow! After reading whom all I'm sleeping with, I'm developing a rash in the nether-regions!  :shruggy:
Lisa

nvrbdn

then again, the crowded bed could actually be rather empty. these people are all in freds head. we have not seen pic's of fred or jims wifes. mabey its all a dream after all.
70 Dodge Charger 500
70 Duster (Moulin Rouge)
73 Challenger
50 Dodge Pilot House

Steve P.

Well what are you doing DOWN UNDER anyways??  :nana:
Steve P.
Holiday, Florida

moparstuart

fred is chuck but skip is an alien from the mother ship and is here to probe us all
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

BananaDan

And I am the walrus.  Coo Coo Cachoo.
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.  ~A. Einstein

mrsskip68

Great!  :slap: Its spreading all over the board! ........................BananaDan has gone bananas!!!!!  :pity:

Fred

Quote from: Steve P. on July 10, 2012, 09:48:29 PM
Well what are you doing DOWN UNDER anyways??  :nana:

Right now I'm making up a name tag.................I'm going to be wearing it from now on!  :nana:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

Quote from: mrsskip68 on July 10, 2012, 10:13:41 PM
Great!  :slap: Its spreading all over the board! ........................BananaDan has gone bananas!!!!!  :pity:

I thought he went sour cherries!  :smilielol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Darkman

Quote from: moparstuart on July 10, 2012, 10:00:32 PM
fred is chuck but skip is an alien from the mother ship and is here to probe us all

I bet skip would like to probe you all  :smilielol:
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

Fred

Quote from: Darkman on July 10, 2012, 11:03:03 PM
Quote from: moparstuart on July 10, 2012, 10:00:32 PM
fred is chuck but skip is an alien from the mother ship and is here to probe us all

I bet skip would like to probe you all  :smilielol:

Run like hell!  :smilielol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

68coronetGLwannabe

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

A383Wing

4 pages in this thread so far & I'm more confuzed as ever

Bryan

Fred

Maybe you need to be probed?  :angel:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

mrsskip68

Quote from: 68coronetGLwannabe on July 10, 2012, 11:25:14 PM
Maybe this will help explain things.  :Twocents:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvG6q_iTcA

That video made me dizzy and queezy at the same time!  :eek2:

Fred

Quote from: mrsskip68 on July 11, 2012, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: 68coronetGLwannabe on July 10, 2012, 11:25:14 PM
Maybe this will help explain things.  :Twocents:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvG6q_iTcA

That video made me dizzy and queezy at the same time!  :eek2:

I didn't understand a word of it..............but I'm wearing my name tag.   :coocoo:[


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

Thanks guys & Lisa.  The Mrs. and I had the best laugh as I'm sure you all did while thinking up your wacky replies. That was some funny stuff. 
You're a great bunch.  :2thumbs:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

440

Holy crap that grandpa business was funny  :lol:


moparstuart

Quote from: Fred on July 11, 2012, 03:19:02 AM
Thanks guys & Lisa.  The Mrs. and I had the best laugh as I'm sure you all did while thinking up your wacky replies. That was some funny stuff. 
You're a great bunch.  :2thumbs:
wow you think these people are great ???   your one sick puppy 
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE