Rant of mine

[Old Moparz]

Now I have to run, I just realized I left the gate to my pigeon coop open.. I'm in big trouble.

Oh great....now we got missing pigeons as well?

Bryan

Pigeons go where the food is.

[c00nhunterjoe]

Watch out for those aggressive ones.......

[Fred]

I think Steve is a great guy also.   A couple years ago at M.A.T.S. I had a bad back.  Steve felt so bad for me he took me back to his hotel room and spent SEVERAL hours rubbing hot exotic oils on my back til I fell asleep.   Most members here wouldn't rub my back for more than 10 minutes.  Troy wouldn't even touch my back unless I shaved first ........... but that's cool, not every member likes a guy with a hairy back anyway ........  right Troy?    

I did that too but once he fell asleep i took advantage of him

What? robbed him of his meteor shards??  

[Fred]

Now I have to run, I just realized I left the gate to my pigeon coop open.. I'm in big trouble.

Oh great....now we got missing pigeons as well?

Bryan

Pigeons go where the food is.

And the cat will be waiting! 

[Fred]

dang, i just read this whole thing. cotton picker jim. cool man. you are hilarious with your topics. you started the duck thing that has had a bunch of us laughing every day for weeks. you are taking it all wrong. you come here and post this stuff and get guys laughing. do you understand that a lot of people go through their miserable lifes never having anything to laugh about? no fun. then they come here and you post something and we get a chuckle for a month going on each topic.you are bringing a smile to alot of faces which is hard to do, and you think people are making fun of you. my man, life is too short to think that way.

True words spoken.    I have said as much in the past. Laughing is good. We are not bullying you, we are just having a laugh.

[Fred]

Ok, I want all to know that SKIPPY was only telling part of the truth..

1) Yes, his back was killing him.
2) Yes, I rubbed something on his back. BUT it was not exotic oils. I only told him that because of the horrible smell.. It was really something VegasMike's dog, (VITO), left in the back yard...
3) Skippy was wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt and I was a bit drunk, but when he begged me to rub his back I figured it was good for a picture or two and I believe Troy still has them.


I also might add that Lisa, (MRS. SKIPPY), sent Skip with his bad back to the living room couch for the night and then gave me a fabulous massage in the family room.. I could not thank her enough!! She did tell me not to worry as Skip would soon be going on yet another trip in a space ship and never remembers anything when he comes back. Thus the reason for the hundreds of crazy pictures we all take of our great friend SKIPPY.....

All kidding aside, I thank all of you for your support.

Skip, are you using a computer inside the space ship or is it something closer to thought waves??  Inquiring minds want to know..

Oh no! not those crazy pics again. Seriously, I've got so many of them that, were I to set fire to them, I'll keep warm for a whole month.  

[Marck]

Wierdest thread ever...
I don't know Jim other than from the far out topics he sometimes posts here, but this is embarrasing IMO... This isn't kindergarden, where you go tell a grownup if the others are mean to you, this is an internet forum, for grown up guys and girls.. People are going to give you crap if you type wierd stuff, this is internet rule #1.. I honestly laughed out loud at the missing duck thing, I was certain it was a joke.. "Help this kid find his missing ducks"..?! I feel bad for the kid, but come on, who is going to go look for some ducks? Who would know what ducks to look for?
The mods are here to keep things in line, but from my perspective you brought this on your self, and I think Bull might be on to something about you needing the attention..
My advice to you would be, this:
Either stop posting anything non Charger related, or get someone to screen the content of your topics before posting threads..
I really enjoy this site, and check in here everyday.. I would hate to see people leave this place, since the more people are here, the more knowledge is here, but I guess it's yor call...

[Ghoste]

I just know I shouldn't ask, but what is Jim's new bride using for screen name here?

[jb666]

Jim, did you finish Jeff's General Lee model yet? 

Model???  What's this model you speak of?

[nvrbdn]

the model isnt completed yet? 

[Fred]

I just know I shouldn't ask, but what is Jim's new bride using for screen name here?

Too easy.
Mrs. Fred. (and if that doesn't give the game away, nothing will)

[Back N Black]

I just know I shouldn't ask, but what is Jim's new bride using for screen name here?

I think her screen name is Rubber Duck.

[skip68]

I just know I shouldn't ask, but what is Jim's new bride using for screen name here?

Too easy.
Mrs. Fred. (and if that doesn't give the game away, nothing will)

Jim's wife's user name is Mrs Fred?    

[Fred]

I just know I shouldn't ask, but what is Jim's new bride using for screen name here?

Too easy.
Mrs. Fred. (and if that doesn't give the game away, nothing will)

Jim's wife's user name is Mrs Fred?    

No I'm Mrs. Fred and I'm saying it's too easy.

[skip68]

Oh!  So Fred is Jim?   I got it now.   

[Fred]

Oh!  So Fred is Jim?   I got it now.  

That's right skip, you got it now. You should've known already when Jim didn't show up that night not so long ago but I did.

[Dino]

My headache just got a migraine...this thread is too much...

Kudos to the mods for not using nukes to solve the issue...yet.   

[nvrbdn]

why does my head hurt?

[moparstuart]

  here is the deal  Fred is    JIM     , Fred is Jims wife  ,  Fred is fred , and Fred is Freds wife .   And sometime Fred is Chuck , but he is never Skip .   

[nvrbdn]

dang, sounds complicated, and simple at the same time.

[moparstuart]

dang, sounds complicated, and simple at the same time.

clear as mudd to me 

[Fred]

 here is the deal  Fred is    JIM     , Fred is Jims wife  ,  Fred is fred , and Fred is Freds wife .   And sometime Fred is Chuck , but he is never Skip .  

You got it in one.  I'm impressed  

[TheGhost]

I just know I shouldn't ask, but what is Jim's new bride using for screen name here?

I think her screen name is Rubber Duck.

Who's Pigpen?

[skip68]

So if Jim is Fred, and Fred is me, .............then who the hell am I? 

[nvrbdn]

mrs jim or mrs fred?