Things you do while in the bathroom...........

[skip68]

For me it's talking on the phone and checking this site ........like right now guys.   
   
That's right, as I type this the skunk is leaving the barn.      
A little bit of paperwork and I'm out of here.   

[A383Wing]

this thread stinks already

Bryan 

[nvrbdn]

  to think of what that keyboard will look like

[Fred]

Well just make sure you concentrate on what you're doing and don't flush yourself away.
You know men are no good at multi tasking. 

[68coronetGLwannabe]

For me it's talking on the phone and checking this site ........like right now guys.   
   
That's right, as I type this the skunk is leaving the barn.      
A little bit of paperwork and I'm out of here.   

I was just on the phone with you! 

[Tilar]

   Good heavens Skippy, How does Lisa put up with you. 

[bill440rt]

Remind me NEVER to borrow your phone. 

[TruckDriver]

I heard on the radio about a nationwide poll someone did on this same topic. It was like 75% of people do things on thier cell phone while going to the bathroom. I talk on it too usually.

http://news.yahoo.com/most-workers-admit-using-phone-bathroom-174401852.html

[Indygenerallee]

Those free droid games are handy when dropping the kids off at the pool!!!   

[b5blue]

Pee/poop, clean up and go! Your nasty! 

[BigBlackDodge]

*needs to invent the 'app wipe'!*




BBD

[DC_1]

I use to bring reading material - newspaper, magazine. Now I just bring my iPad.

[twodko]

*needs to invent the 'app wipe'!*




BBD

Now that's funny right there and clever is as clever does.

[skip68]

The app wipe!    That's funny as hell.   

[BigBlackDodge]

Don't you guys go stealing my ideas now!




BBD

[tan top]

old  mopar action  , mopar muscle & high preformance  magazines 

[RECHRGD]

 I was a little kid back in the '50's when everyone had ashtrays all over their houses.  I remember in my Grandparents bathroom they had an ashtray that said "Keep me neat and keep me clean and I'll not tell what I've seen"  Don't ask me why I still remember that.......

[Todd Wilson]

Whip your weasel?


Todd

[DC_1]

Whip your weasel?

I guess you like it rough! 

[Back N Black]

For me it's talking on the phone and checking this site ........like right now guys.   
   
That's right, as I type this the skunk is leaving the barn.      
A little bit of paperwork and I'm out of here.   

its good to know that you have your shit together 

[Fred]

For me it's talking on the phone and checking this site ........like right now guys.   
   
That's right, as I type this the skunk is leaving the barn.      
A little bit of paperwork and I'm out of here.   

its good to know that you have your shit together 

That's some funny shit right there! 

[Fred]

Whip your weasel?

I guess you like it rough! 

Just don't let it grab hold of anything. And by that I mean............sink it's teeth in or you could end up shit creek. 

[myk]

Bathroom's when I go through my Year One catalog and decide which parts to buy...

[Fred]

Hell, I got caught out licking my toes once. I sat there for so long I ran out of things to do.
Got pretty bogged down in the end.

[Bobs69]

So when you guys are on the toilet and your talking on your cell phones, or cordless phones do you sit there and wait for the conversation to end before you clean up and flush?  I mean, do you make any effort to hide the fact that your pinching one off or do you let out the odd grunt wipe, and flush as if it's socially acceptable?

Maybe it is socially acceptable!  But then again the person on the other end is going to realize just where they rate with you if they find out the only time you can make room for them in your busy schedule is when you are taking a dump.

[A383Wing]

this thread went completely down the toilet

Bryan

[Fred]

So when you guys are on the toilet and your talking on your cell phones, or cordless phones do you sit there and wait for the conversation to end before you clean up and flush?  I mean, do you make any effort to hide the fact that your pinching one off or do you let out the odd grunt wipe, and flush as if it's socially acceptable?

Maybe it is socially acceptable!  But then again the person on the other end is going to realize just where they rate with you if they find out the only time you can make room for them in your busy schedule is when you are taking a dump.

The truth of the matter is that whenever I'm waiting on an important phone call or a return call it usually comes when I'm sitting on the can. Go figure.

[doctor4766]

So when you guys are on the toilet and your talking on your cell phones, or cordless phones do you sit there and wait for the conversation to end before you clean up and flush?  I mean, do you make any effort to hide the fact that your pinching one off or do you let out the odd grunt wipe, and flush as if it's socially acceptable?

Maybe it is socially acceptable!  But then again the person on the other end is going to realize just where they rate with you if they find out the only time you can make room for them in your busy schedule is when you are taking a dump.

I hardly think it's socially acceptable, in fact I can't think of anything worse than trying to drop a log whilst on the phone or surfing the net....... ewww  

However, if you really gotta do your business while you're doing your business, then this setup might just suit you.

[nh_mopar_fan]

 

Target practice.

[nvrbdn]

 

[tan top]

Bathroom's when I go through my Year One catalog and decide which parts to buy...

  haha , i use to do the same  , with their new catalog  , in the days before internet & stuff , high light  all the revelant charger stuff  i need or would like for mine with a yellow fluresent marker pen 

[Ponch ®]

this thread is full of crap...

but anyway...i try to NEVER talk on the phone. Unless it's a super important phone call and THEY are the ones calling me. Otherwise it can wait. Texting, yeah, all the time.

[Ponch ®]

Target practice.

Naw, that's not targer practice, THIS is target practice. I don't talk on the phone when I'm in the shitter... Even if someone has died I still gotta finish the business first.

IBTL 

[Bobs69]

So when you guys are on the toilet and your talking on your cell phones, or cordless phones do you sit there and wait for the conversation to end before you clean up and flush?  I mean, do you make any effort to hide the fact that your pinching one off or do you let out the odd grunt wipe, and flush as if it's socially acceptable?

Maybe it is socially acceptable!  But then again the person on the other end is going to realize just where they rate with you if they find out the only time you can make room for them in your busy schedule is when you are taking a dump.

I hardly think it's socially acceptable, in fact I can't think of anything worse than trying to drop a log whilst on the phone or surfing the net....... ewww  

However, if you really gotta do your business while you're doing your business, then this setup might just suit you.

Ha ha.  Guaranteed someone somewhere has something similar.

[Darkman]

I just noticed the pringles on the window sill.

No wonder they need instant access to the enamel camel if they eat that stuff! 

[Bobs69]

ENAMEL CAMEL!!!!!  hahaha

You know, I used to drive to work with this one guy and I would out right REFUSE to hold his cell phone, pick it up or touch it for any reason.  I knew where it had been and I simply didn't trust his hygiene.

[Fred]

I just noticed the pringles on the window sill.

No wonder they need instant access to the enamel camel if they eat that stuff! 

If they're in the bathroom then that's where they're being eaten which is why some people spend such a long time on the bog. Take a while to get through 3 packs.
Talk about "in one end and out the other" 

[myk]

Bathroom's when I go through my Year One catalog and decide which parts to buy...

  haha , i use to do the same  , with their new catalog  , in the days before internet & stuff , high light  all the revelant charger stuff  i need or would like for mine with a yellow fluresent marker pen 

Ha ha yeah...Those were the days.  Do they still even have printed catalogs?

[nvrbdn]

also chilling the brew in the sink. pringles and beer. what a great breakfast- lunch, brunch idea whil typing on DC.COM 

[Steve P.]

Remind me NEVER to borrow your phone. 

Or use your computer!!!