The Dead Cow Lecture

[Old Moparz]

First-year students at the Ontario Veterinarian College at Guelph University were attending their first anatomy class with an actual dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the cow's body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the asshole of the cow, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked a them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger, but then sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"

Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.   

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[Budnicks]

   GROSS   

[Argos_Chargers]

I would have gladly done as the professor did.  I would have stuck my finger in the cow's butt and then, jsut like he did, stick my finger in HIS mouth.

[Sgtwallace]

Funny, I used to do that to rookies with their first dead body.

[nvrbdn]

quick lesson learned.

[mauve66]