Give her what she wants or suffer the consequences.

[Fred]

(don't let her near it when she's angry!)

Just saw this on the news...............

Saturday, May 19, 2012 » 04:51am


A Sri Lankan woman has bitten off the penis of her lover following an argument.

The man was rushed to hospital in Andapana, 180km south of Colombo, after a quarrel with the woman turned violent when she refused to give him money for alcohol.

Police say about three-quarters of the penis was bitten off.

Doctors managed to stop the bleeding and are trying to re-attach the severed penis.

[Wheels of Terror]

That's a little harsh! I wonder if the guy was an alcoholic and was abusive when he drank?    Still! I'm speechless.

[A383Wing]

that hurts just reading it

[hatersaurusrex]

I mean... it's hard enough biting into some food that has gristle in it, that woman must have been DETERMINED!

[Fred]

I'm thinking if she bit off 3/4's off it.................it must have been awfully small to start with.............if it wasn't...........it is now!  

[Wheels of Terror]

  Fred very well put! Hatersaurustex, grizzled makes me gag. You just put a detailed picture in my mind!

[Fred]

Well if he was thinking about a sex change..................now would be the perfedt  time! Then maybe he can bite off someone's in the future 

[Fred]

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[bull]

Never once has my penis came out from the safety of its storage compartment during an argument with my wife. Now she's not an alcoholic, nor is she the violent type, but I have to wonder why/how this guy's Willie made an appearance during the altercation.

[Indygenerallee]

EEE gads!!  hurts just thinking about it!!! definately the guy was retarded if he let his wife chomp on his trouser snake she must have led on something else was going to happen! 

[hatersaurusrex]

EEE gads!!  hurts just thinking about it!!! definately the guy was retarded if he let his wife chomp on his trouser snake she must have led on something else was going to happen! 

"Hey, what are you doing down there?  Oh cool!  Sweet, when you're done give me the money for beerOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

[Indygenerallee]

  I can only imagine that's what was going through his mind!!  I think the Lorena Bobbit case was probably worse though, something about a knife to the old johnson 

[Fred]

The knife is quick and swift................chomping or gnawing at it is entirely another matter.

Don't let your "dingle dongle" dangle in the dirt.....................keep it in your pocket where it can't get hurt!!!

[Indygenerallee]

 

[doctor4766]

The knife is quick and swift................chomping or gnawing at it is entirely another matter.

Don't let your "dingle dongle" dangle in the dirt.....................keep it in your pocket where it can't get hurt!!!

Shoulda made her take her teeth out first............

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Never once has my penis came out from the safety of its storage compartment during an argument with my wife. Now she's not an alcoholic, nor is she the violent type, but I have to wonder why/how this guy's Willie made an appearance during the altercation.

This is the first thing I thought of as well. Seems like a lack of foresight led to a lack of foreskin...

[Khyron]

this whole story is a bit hard to swallow!

*rimshot*

[Fred]

this whole story is a bit hard to swallow!

*rimshot*

Never once has my penis came out from the safety of its storage compartment during an argument with my wife. Now she's not an alcoholic, nor is she the violent type, but I have to wonder why/how this guy's Willie made an appearance during the altercation.

This is the first thing I thought of as well. Seems like a lack of foresight led to a lack of foreskin...

Some funny stuff there.

[404NOTFOUND]

Maybe it's your fault. How many guys have said, "I wish I could find a woman who can swallow it all"

[Fred]

Maybe it's your fault. How many guys have said, "I wish I could find a woman who can swallow it all"

Yeah but if she only swallows it...........you can pull it back up. Chomping on it makes mince meat! 

[Back N Black]

He will need a add a dick to me. 

[Patronus]

Dont let an angry woman pull down your pants. 

[nvrbdn]

ouch, that hurts.

[Fred]

He will need a add a dick to me. 

clever! 

[4cruzin]

Can we like talk about carburetors or something?