Useless Posts suggestion.

[Fred]

Dear Mods, I was thinking that maybe along with the  "Off Topic" site we could also have a "Useless Threads" site. That way anyone that want's to post a useless thread can do so in the U.T. site and members that are not interested in U.T's won't ever have to waist there time clicking them on.
Fred. 

[68X426]

Fred, you are killing me. 

[Fred]

p/s...........my wife used to be a Mod back in the 60's but that's just useless information.

[440]

Somehow I don't see that idea comig to life Fred.

Although it could be called the short bus thread  
Come and ride the short bus with Fred and friends.

[nvrbdn]

sometimes when i post in certain threads, i just feel so useless.

[Fred]

Somehow I don't see that idea comig to life Fred.

Although it could be called the short bus thread  
Come and ride the short bus with Fred and friends.

Do you think one bus will be enough? maybe once we all get onboard we should never be let off! 

[Fred]

Fred, you are killing me. 

Didn't mean to Dan  ............ I was seriously trying to be helpful. 

[ChgrSteve67]

Where the hell is skip68 when you need to add meaningful purpose to a thread?

[Fred]

I realise now that what I thought might be a helpful suggestion isn't.
I"m guessing no one would ever post in it because no one believes their post is useless.

[68X426]

I realise now that what I thought might be a helpful suggestion isn't.
I"m guessing no one would ever post in it because no one believes their post is useless.

I think we all believe your post was useless. So you succeeded admireably. 

[Fred]

shit you cracked me up 68X426!! 

[440]

I realise now that what I thought might be a helpful suggestion isn't.
I"m guessing no one would ever post in it because no one believes their post is useless.

I think we all believe your post was useless. So you succeeded admireably. 

I'm not sure about the admirably part. But you did succeed nonetheless. 

[Fred]

I realise now that what I thought might be a helpful suggestion isn't.
I"m guessing no one would ever post in it because no one believes their post is useless.

I think we all believe your post was useless. So you succeeded admireably.  

I'm not sure about the admirably part. But you did succeed nonetheless.  

Yes I know.
It became obvious when none of the mods deigned to respond!
I sincerely apologise for wasting members time.  

[440]

I think it is for lack of a better word, talent, that only you and mrsskip could possess  

I mean, is there even really a mrsskip? Or is it just skips alter ego    

[nvrbdn]

next will we be getting an alter ego fred? now thats scary

[440]

I think I've seen a mrsfred post a fair while ago, or at least signed off from mrsfred...

The sleeping giant waiting to awaken.

[ChgrSteve67]

and now back to our regular useless thread posting.

[Fred]

I think I've seen a mrsfred post a fair while ago, or at least signed off from mrsfred...

The sleeping giant waiting to awaken.

Yes 440 you're right, there is a mrsfred............that would be me. But unlike that darling man of mine, I'm an intelligent being (when in my right mind) and would never have thought up such a ridiculous and not at all helpful suggestion. I will have to keep Fred on a shorter leash in future.
  Mrs. Fred.

[Fred]

next will we be getting an alter ego fred? now thats scary

Definitely not Jim..................I'm one of a kind. 

[skip68]

I don't know what's going on here or what you guys are talking about but I agree 100%   

[Fred]

I had a mad moment that's all.  
It's not often I loose control of my faculties but I did that day.

[A383Wing]

I hope you cleaned up after yerself

Bryan

[Fred]

I lost my faculties that day so I don't remember. 

[Alaskan_TA]

I lost my......................

[ChgrSteve67]

[Alaskan_TA]

and now back to our regular useless thread posting.

I guess so. 

[A383Wing]

and now back to our regular useless thread posting.

I guess so. 

define "useless"

Bryan

[ChgrSteve67]

Two lost cats walk into a bar.......

[68X426]

Two lost cats walk into a bar.......

The one cat says "I know a guy named Fred . . . . . ."

[440]

Two lost cats walk into a bar.......

The one cat says "I know a guy named Fred . . . . . ."

The other cat turns to him and says......

[A383Wing]

Two lost cats walk into a bar.......

The one cat says "I know a guy named Fred . . . . . ."

The other cat turns to him and says......

"I seem to be missing some ducks......"

[nvrbdn]

Two lost cats walk into a bar.......

The one cat says "I know a guy named Fred . . . . . ."

The other cat turns to him and says......

"I seem to be missing some ducks......"

i had put them in a bag when i found them....

[ChgrSteve67]

Don't look at me, fragua is illegal in CA.

[Fred]

Come on you guys, this was supposed to be a serious thread. I was trying to be helpful...............oh what the heck.

Then the first cat says to the second cat..........."Hey Puss, look at these new boots Fred bought me"  

[nvrbdn]

 

[A383Wing]

The second cat puts the bag of ducks on Jim's couch....

[nvrbdn]

but the couch was vibrating.......

[A383Wing]

then Fred put some flour & oil in the bag with the ducks.....

(shake & bake)

[Fred]

But first I oiled that squeaking, vibrating couch. It was giving me the willies! 

[Fred]

Who's coming to the shake & bake?

[nvrbdn]

     a shake and bake party .........oh you quack me up.

[68X426]

I googled duck and this came up ....

I don't know what it means, so that makes it useless, which is perfect ......

[440]

We could always have a tupperware party too  

Good for the leftovers.

[Fred]

Dear Moderators,
I sincerely apologise.
Fred

[Fred]

I googled duck and this came up ....

I don't know what it means, so that makes it useless, which is perfect ......

Yes you hit the jackpot with that one.

[Fred]

We could always have a tupperware party too  

Good for the leftovers.

At this rate we have more food than people so bring all the tupperware you own.