Jack Daniels Fishing Story

[Old Moparz]

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth & thought, frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was, how to release the snake without getting bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.   

[Budnicks]

  That's funny 

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