For those with kids...

[Charger_Fan]

Sorry about the caps, that's how it was sent to me & I'm too damned lazy to rewrite it in lower case.


    Subject: Dear Dad...

    A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THAT THE BED WAS
NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.
    THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS
ADDRESSED "DAD". WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE
LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

    Dear Dad,

    "IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH
MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.

    I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE  EVEN WITH ALL
HER PIERCING, TATTOOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE
PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN
THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A
TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS
TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.

    BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING
IT FOR OURSELVES, AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND
ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR
AIDS SO BARBARA GETS BETTER; SHE SURE
    DESERVES IT!!
    DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT, SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW
    YOUR GRANDCHILDREN."

    YOUR SON,
       JOHN

    P.S. " DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST
WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD
WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.

    I LOVE YOU!

    CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME."

[Old Moparz]

That was funny.

I did something like that a few times, almost got me killed. 

[Silver R/T]

funny

[ChargerRob]

 

[Telvis]