Has anybody ever won anything worthwhile?

[moparstuart]

I just won the 684 million dollar Mega Millions jackpot.

dude you pop up at the best times   

[myaerocars]

   Last year I won $2,500 in free shell gasoline!

   Entered one of those  tear off things at the autozone and forgot about it.  Grand prize was a trip to the Indy 500. When I filled out the enter form, I said to myself... " I just want the gas - skip Indy!"  (see I am disabled and unable to travel so the grand prize did not really interest me).   Got a letter saying I won, fill out the forms and then they sent me 25   $100 Shell gas  gift cards.

   Gave one to mom, one to dad and one to sis and one to brother.  Gave 2 to church for the shuttle bus ..... swapped 2 for a complete 8 3/4  3.23 rear axle ready to install.  Put the rest in the tanks!    Such a deal.

Keep trying if you have not won anything... who knows....

Good luck and Godspeed,
JON 

[71ChallengeHer]

I just won the 684 million dollar Mega Millions jackpot.

So when are we getting married ?     

[Magnumcharger]

I won a complete home stereo system at a car show. I was way across the grounds when I heard my name called as winner of the door prize.
Problem was, I had a vasectomy only a few days earlier.
Man, getting across that couple of acres with a couple of ACHE-rs was almost too much!

I also won a Nintendo Wii system at a company Xmas party. I tried it out once, then sold it!!

[Budnicks]

not squat, nothing. nada. zilch. zero.   

you forgot nix

also forgot ZIP & goose eggs

[redmist]

I won this off of Pirate4x4:

[Fred]

car parts are always a winner!