Excuses given to avoid a ticket....?

[68 Bullitt Charger]

First off, congratulations on your well deserved retirement and thank you for your service. Now onto my experience....straight forward answers to the interview, respectful and pleasant demeanor and absolute honesty has always served me well (in all things). These folks aren't the enemy, they are just doing an oft times very hard job.
I drove a great deal in my career and worked the night shift too. I was only pulled over twice in the company vehicle in route home, sometimes pretty sleepy. I told the CHP just that and that I had no excuse for driving too fast. One guy remarked about my simple honesty and sent me on my way. The other fella was just curious about the vehicle and what might me happening he was unaware of.  

Congrads on the retirement also!!

Ive been an officer for 15 years........I've also heard them all....my favorite involved a 5' 110 blond wearing a mini skirt and a button down shirt....the rest is classified    Lets just say it was like the cannonball run movie, only better  . 

My favorite excuse was I stopped a Silver Lambo going 140 (the Lambo dealership was in the town I work in).  Lets just say a famous athlete had just left the dealership with his new toy.  I asked him if he knew why I stopped him....he said because I was a (team) fan.  I laughed and told him I was a rivals fan and that I would like his autograph on the ticket I was going to issue him.  He lost his smile in a big hurry.  I told him I was just joking and let him go.  The look on his face was classic!

sorry our policy at work says I cant post "names" of people we deal with.

Hey just wanted to say a big thanks to Everyone on the retirement congrat's.

[Kern Dog]

Ma Mopar didnt even make a dual 4 barrel intake for the RB series motor.

In line 4-barrels were used on various 413 powered Chrysler 300's.

My mistake. I meant to write 440, not RB motors. OOOps!

[greymag]

The dual 4 barrel 440 was never installed in any factory car. If YOU saw one, it must have been some aftermarket conversion. Ma Mopar didnt even make a dual 4 barrel intake for the RB series motor.

I know. They were modified at the dealership.

[Cooter]

Ma Mopar didnt even make a dual 4 barrel intake for the RB series motor.

1962 Chrysler 300 H 413 Inline Dual four.

[TruckDriver]

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER;
1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are you Andy or Barney from The Andy Griffith Show?
6) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8 ) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10) Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12) When the Officer says "Gee son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[nvrbdn]

 

[Finn]

Slightly off track but I was in Vegas last weekend and we were riding up one of the outdoor escalators with a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to take back to the hotel. Two officers are also on the escalator about 20 feet in front of us. One of them turns around and says "does someone have Krispy Kremes back there?" We just busted up laughing and his partner starts shaking his head saying "WOW! You could smell that? You really are a cop huh?".

We offered them some but they politely refused.