getting old

[rollingthunder]

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

[Tilar]

I'd laugh, but I think I have days like that... Not sure though.

[Old Moparz]

Good one.   

I'd laugh, but I think I have days like that... Not sure though.

Hope that doesn't happen when you sit in your Charger thinking you either just came back from a cruise, or just leaving.   

[Budnicks]

I resemble those remarks... I too have bouts of sometimmers or is it mosttimmers, "I can't remember"

[Tilar]

Good one.   

I'd laugh, but I think I have days like that... Not sure though.

Hope that doesn't happen when you sit in your Charger thinking you either just came back from a cruise, or just leaving.   

  All I gotta do is look at my watch... If it's Miller Time then I just got back.