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Started by Daytona R/T SE, March 23, 2012, 12:44:48 AM

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Kern Dog

Some stupid people are funny to watch. NOT this one. My god, what a friggin idiot! How can something as simple as MILES PER HOUR be misunderstood?
Can people R E A L L Y be this stupid???

bull

Yea, I saw that one a few days ago. Holy crap! Thinking is obviously not her strength and when she overthinks this one it just goes straight to hell. It's miles per hour, Chelsea! It doesn't matter if you're in a truck or how much air pressure is in the tires or how fast you can run a mile. 80 mph is 80 miles in an hour! 60 mph is 60 miles in an hour, etc.

Having said that, her husband is a dumba$$ for filming this and posting it online. She may be dumber than a bag of bricks but she doesn't deserve to be exposed like this.

cavemanno1

I agree with Bull!One thing you laugh at your wife's stupidity but putting it up on the web is just way wrong! :slap:

Daytona R/T SE

It was painfull to watch....

This scene is all too familiar to me...

PocketThunder

They must be newly weds with the writing on the windows of the car.  In that case this conversation must have taken place after the road skull.  Or, well, if she's that dumb then it very well could have happened after.  Or before and after.  Either way, i would not have posted that video to all the world revealing my ability to pick an intelligent spouse.   :Twocents:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

resq302

Well, if you REALLY want to overthink the question..... The car has to start off from a stand still so even if you are doing technically 80 mph, you still won't arrive there in an hour due to the vehicle not being driven 80 mph the entire time.  My answer would have been slightly over an hour.  Maybe an hour and 5 mins.   :smilielol:
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moparstuart

Quote from: resq302 on March 23, 2012, 08:35:33 AM
Well, if you REALLY want to overthink the question..... The car has to start off from a stand still so even if you are doing technically 80 mph, you still won't arrive there in an hour due to the vehicle not being driven 80 mph the entire time.  My answer would have been slightly over an hour.  Maybe an hour and 5 mins.   :smilielol:
but remember there tires may have flat spots   :icon_smile_big: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

BB1

Our lovely tax dollars at work, thank you NEA.

He should have asked her, how does 80mph feel honey.  :scratchchin:  :D

Ya the guys is a prick too.
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Ponch ®

haha...Ive seen that video posted on facebook but hadn't actually watched it. its somewhat of a douchy move on the guys part, but for all we know he asked her if he could post it.

Sometimes women overthink that stuff waaaay too much. Reminds me of a conversation (and an ongoing debate) that I had with a supremely cute friend of mine (some dates have been changed to protect the innocent):

Cute Girl: I can't believe it's been 5 months since blah blah happened.

Me: I think it's more like 4 months.

Cute Girl: No, its 5.

Me: Look, it was at the beginning of September. So all of September, October, November, December. We're barely starting January, so it's really been 4 months.

Cute Girl: No, it's 5. Think about it: We get paid twice a month, every two weeks. So four weeks = a month.

Me: That's not exac....

Cute Girl: ...and since I keep track of these things, it's been 20 weeks. So it's 5 months.

Me: ummm.... :ahum:

Cute Girl: See?

Me: But 4 weeks is 28 days. With the exception of February, most months are longer than 4 weeks - up to 4 1/2 weeks.

Cute Girl: So?

Me: Well, you have to go by actual dates when you count months, not by number of weeks. If you count by weeks, after a couple of months you can be up to two weeks off. And after a couple more, you could be off by a whole month.  

Cute Girl: Well, I don't care. That's how I count months.

Me: *sigh* ok, Doll...if you say so  *sigh*.    :scratchchin:
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bakerhillpins

Well, I would have to say I would bet that they aren't so stupid after all.  At almost 4 million hits and the fact that YouTube pays for hits on viral videos... They may be the ones laughing all the way to the bank.

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Old Moparz

Quote from: bakerhillpins on March 23, 2012, 12:40:55 PM
Well, I would have to say I would bet that they aren't so stupid after all.  At almost 4 million hits and the fact that YouTube pays for hits on viral videos... They may be the ones laughing all the way to the bank.

:shruggy:




She better be very rich then because there would need to be something in the back of my mind that would remind me not to strangle her or jump off the next overpass if I were riding with her.
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RTDaddy

Quote from: moparstuart on March 23, 2012, 09:18:45 AM
Quote from: resq302 on March 23, 2012, 08:35:33 AM
Well, if you REALLY want to overthink the question..... The car has to start off from a stand still so even if you are doing technically 80 mph, you still won't arrive there in an hour due to the vehicle not being driven 80 mph the entire time.  My answer would have been slightly over an hour.  Maybe an hour and 5 mins.   :smilielol:
but remember there tires may have flat spots   :icon_smile_big: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

Stuart,
Thinking is bad for your health.  :cheers:
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cavemanno1

at least they have money for math tuition :smilielol:

Ponch
You should be smarter then argue with a cute girl!Does it matter for you if she knows the months and weeks!Do you care if she is cute?All you do is just emberass her when she realise you were right then won't be any happy time in the back seat of your charger :nana:
Fight over something important not this!It ain't gonna get you want you want with the cute girl :angel:

cavemanno1

Quote from: moparstuart on March 23, 2012, 09:18:45 AM
Quote from: resq302 on March 23, 2012, 08:35:33 AM
Well, if you REALLY want to overthink the question..... The car has to start off from a stand still so even if you are doing technically 80 mph, you still won't arrive there in an hour due to the vehicle not being driven 80 mph the entire time.  My answer would have been slightly over an hour.  Maybe an hour and 5 mins.   :smilielol:
but remember there tires may have flat spots   :icon_smile_big: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

and she needed to pee so had to stop that adds 10 minutes so it's way over an hour i would say!But if she run then would be more because she is out of shape,she said!

John_Kunkel


I doubt if the guy married her for her "math" skills.  :icon_smile_wink:
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

PocketThunder

Quote from: John_Kunkel on March 23, 2012, 03:25:09 PM

I doubt if the guy married her for her "math" skills.  :icon_smile_wink:

exactly!  see my previous comments.   :angel:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Ponch ®

Quote from: cavemanno1 on March 23, 2012, 03:18:37 PM
at least they have money for math tuition :smilielol:

Ponch
You should be smarter then argue with a cute girl! Does it matter for you if she knows the months and weeks!Do you care if she is cute?All you do is just emberass her when she realise you were right then won't be any happy time in the back seat of your charger :nana:
Fight over something important not this!It ain't gonna get you want you want with the cute girl :angel:

well, Mrs Ponch wouldn't take too kindly to me having happytime in the backseat of the Charger with Cute Girl...so I like to argue with her because, well, I got nothing to lose.  :icon_smile_big:

But that conversation left me  :ahum: because otherwise shes a pretty smart girl.
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Cooter

How many smarts does it take to get through life saying things like "Honey, buy me this and I'll do that for you".

only time she's gonna miss being smarter, is when mother /nature takes it's toll on her and she's butt ugly and old as hell.
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Musicman

Wait a minute, let me get this straight... He married her... and you think she's the stupid one.  :scratchchin:

bull

Quote from: Ponch ® on March 23, 2012, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: cavemanno1 on March 23, 2012, 03:18:37 PM
at least they have money for math tuition :smilielol:

Ponch
You should be smarter then argue with a cute girl! Does it matter for you if she knows the months and weeks!Do you care if she is cute?All you do is just emberass her when she realise you were right then won't be any happy time in the back seat of your charger :nana:
Fight over something important not this!It ain't gonna get you want you want with the cute girl :angel:

well, Mrs Ponch wouldn't take too kindly to me having happytime in the backseat of the Charger with Cute Girl...so I like to argue with her because, well, I got nothing to lose.  :icon_smile_big:

But that conversation left me  :ahum: because otherwise shes a pretty smart girl.

The problem with these type of arguments is you usually get sucked all the way in before you realize what has happened. At first you think they're joking and once you realize they aren't you figure you can toss them a quick line or two or go with it jokingly and they'll figure out their mistake. When that doesn't work you start questioning your own logic and sanity and start stammering and confusing yourself and once you talk yourself back down from that you realize she's still on some other planet so you try a couple more logical/tactical reasonings that she ignores or dismisses until you finally give up, landing right back where you started.

A383Wing

Quote from: Musicman on March 23, 2012, 05:58:58 PM
Wait a minute, let me get this straight... He married her... and you think she's the stupid one.  :scratchchin:

yea..my thought as well

Bryan

stripedelete

Quote from: BB1 on March 23, 2012, 10:31:15 AM
Our lovely tax dollars at work, thank you NEA.



You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.   

jaak

This has to be staged.....no one is that dumb.

After watching this video, I asked my 10 year old daughter the same question, her reply.... 'one hour'.

People stage crap like this all the time just to get 'famous' on You Tube.

Jason

greenpigs

I'll post here but will not click the link.

I don't get why people care if she is slow or not?

How does this effect you?
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RECHRGD

Those people are really out there.  I had an EX son-in-law that did not believe that 60mph meant traveling 60 miles in one hour. :shruggy: :shruggy:
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Kern Dog

Quote from: greenpigs on March 24, 2012, 12:47:53 AM
I'll post here but will not click the link.

I don't get why people care if she is slow or not?

How does this effect you?



Because idiots like this are out there Dumbing down the gene pool. Idiots like that are the ones that are an ignorant menace on the road. They stand in the MIDDLE of the aisles at grocery stores. They go on the Maury Povich show with the intention of learning who the father of their UNborn baby is, and cry when 10 guys are ruled out. These are the kinds of people that buy things that they cannot afford, then file bankruptcy. 
I can't see why anyone would NOT  be annoyed by people like this.

greenpigs

QuoteI can't see why anyone would NOT  be annoyed by people like this

If they are stupid then they fall behind as the rest move ahead,most times.

I sorta see what your talking about and that is annoying but I shrug off the boobs like you mention.
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stripedelete

Quote from: Red 70 R/T 493 on March 25, 2012, 03:15:31 AM
Quote from: greenpigs on March 24, 2012, 12:47:53 AM
I'll post here but will not click the link.

I don't get why people care if she is slow or not?

How does this effect you?



Because idiots like this are out there Dumbing down the gene pool. Idiots like that are the ones that are an ignorant menace on the road. They stand in the MIDDLE of the aisles at grocery stores. They go on the Maury Povich show with the intention of learning who the father of their UNborn baby is, and cry when 10 guys are ruled out. These are the kinds of people that buy things that they cannot afford, then file bankruptcy. 
I can't see why anyone would NOT  be annoyed by people like this.


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