A Quick Laugh

[69_500]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed  ball right in the crotch.  Writhing in  agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could  manage, he took himself to the doctor. 

He  said "How bad is it doc?  I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my  fiance' is still a virgin -- in
every way."

The  doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it  heal and keep it straight. It
should be okay next week." 

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided  splint, and taped it all together ...
an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her  beautiful breasts.  She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER  touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and  replies.."Look at this!  Still  in the CRATE!"

[ChargerRob]

 

[my73charger]

LOL!

[71bee]

good one..

[Charger4404spd]

 

[rollingthunder]

 

[911bear]

 

[Charger_Fan]

PERFECT!!

[Charger_Croatia]

 

[fyeman]

  lol best one

[Telvis]