bad news from doctor today for skip68

[skip68]

 Went to the doctor today (actually the emergency room) because I've been loosing grip on life lately.   I've been going down hill since selling my car.  Anyway, doctor says my post count is way low so I'm gonna try and fix it right now.   

I need at least 12 more to make it through the next week.   
My goal is to become the next post whore.   Please help if you can.   

[skip68]

I think this is the big one, or some kind of episode.   

[moparstuart]

Crack is wack just say NO

[djcarguy]

  sorry you got sick from trying to make soup from that old pile of bones ya found in the dessert,,,hahahaha

  i hoped the 5000 ebay car would cure ya of al ya ,blues and sick ness from selling ya genie lee,,so sad... well was good having ya hear whilles we dids....assey oohs ta ya

[41husk]

You probably have some kinda computer VD

[bill440rt]

Please tell us more about your condition. 

[Kern Dog]

Do you still own ANY Chargers?

[Fred]

You know skip I thought there was something seriously wrong with you the minute I realised you couldn't spot a cow when you saw one! 

[Fred]

I think this is the big one, or some kind of episode.   

I don't like episodes..........they always leave you hanging............just blowing in the wind. 

[greenpigs]

What happened to the orange 69 you got not long ago?

You flip that also?

Skip the Flip

[A383Wing]

I'm thinking maybe he misses his barnyard animals

Bryan

[The70RT]

You just need to get a Charger....this time leave the 01 off of it 

[68 Bullitt Charger]

I hear the Med's you need are to purchase another Charger..., and yes leave the 01 off the next one!!!

[A383Wing]

Knowin' Skippy, he will put "02" on the side of the next one

Bryan

[resq302]

where the hell have I been?  when did skip sell off his lee?

[The70RT]

where the hell have I been?  when did skip sell off his lee?

A few months back 

[resq302]

good grief!     Although that could explain why my kids seem bigger and able to do more things too.   Where the hell was I?  Gotta be an alien abduction!   

[djcarguy]

good grief!    Although that could explain why my kids seem bigger and able to do more things too.   Where the hell was I?  Gotta be an alien abduction!  

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  wow after this last massage, .i think we are being watched by big bro----uncle sam? least 4 words to trip the watch dogs and six little guys trying to break down the wall and almost said invade..but that would be a no -no word,,,break wall and come visit us,,proper words???        what other watch words,,maybe no-no words______ _never ,ever ,say ---alein,just visiter----abduction,took for ride----grief,not orgasmic---HELL,HEAVEN---WHERE THE HEAVEN WAS I---------
oh come on 6 little guys trying to break the wall,,,,big red flag to big bro,,could only mean,invade and crush the ,,,,,i cant say anymore my canpouter,,,,,ids mallfuctuing ,,,..../////? save youslefts-=09-)(*&  hep ma....blak chhhhhopprrrrsss  ^^*)(()_+*&%^&*()_+++++OIJN>LL:>>>sub sonic mind bloc*^*&*()(&^%^&*()

[djcarguy]

MR.DJCARGUY IS HAVING TECH ISSUSES AND WILL BE OFF LINE ,,,  TEMPERRAREALY.... THANKS ,BUT DO NOT TRY TO CONTACT OR INTERFEAR IN ANYWAY.................................WE ARE WATCHING ,,,,,,,,,,,,,AND WILL FIX ALL TECH PROBLEMS ,,ON THIS SYSTEM.........  THANKS WE WILL FIX YOU ALL.....IT ALL.SORRY?   BYE UNCLE SAMUAL BLACKSTONE  :scratchchin:WHO NEXT

[bill440rt]

Skip, if you have any extra meds I could use some. Please send me a pm & we can make arrangements. 
Thank you.

[skip68]

After reading DJ's posts I need all I have.   

[resq302]

Yup, I think it is safe to say that if we are on this board, then we ALL need some sort of medication!      Since Troy is our "leader", is he the one that tells us when to drink the "Kool-Aid"?   

[Highbanked Hauler]

Yup, I think it is safe to say that if we are on this board, then we ALL need some sort of medication!      Since Troy is our "leader", is he the one that tells us when to drink the "Kool-Aid"?   

I hate Kool-Aid

[djcarguy]

    ,can i skips,haha the kool aid and have afew more orange jucie and Vodkas ,,pleas ,thanks very mucho? say 4-5 more vodkas for me bartkeeps, just a good busss and off ta wrks i goes.haha what wers wes talkin bouts. :eek2:luv ya man,,haha  i shor gana miss ya skipper ifen da doc kant fex ya all bettur ,     god speed good buddy :eek2:swear never drinks again,,,whoo hooo,,saint little greeen bashtards day,,,,oook will stop next week,promise ,....dj

[greenpigs]

Knowin' Skippy, he will put "$$" on the side of the next one

Bryan

Fixed it!

[djcarguy]

   Funny thread   only lasted 6 days??why the good die so young???///?

[mrsskip68]

Well since Skip ran out of meds he did the most deplorable thing,..............................he went to the dark side,...................CHEVY!!!! 
Mrs.skip68

[resq302]

nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsskip68]

yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! 

[RECHRGD]

    Goodbye Skip.........RIP

[A383Wing]

[mrsskip68]

Really? I gotta deal with bashing on Skip68? Wow, thats just not right. Dont you realize he has a condition?? ITS CALLED MOPAR-ITIS! Hes in a deep depression since the loss of our baby. People in depression do strange things, like kill themselves, eat too much, AND GO TO THE DARK SIDE OF CHEVY!  Dont worry, he'll be right as rain by end of summer! 
Lisa

[nvrbdn]

  its very sad. the disease must be affecting his brain. ive seen people never come back from this disease. chevy,

[A383Wing]

yea..he's got a "condition" alright 

[c00nhunterjoe]

Man, his condition is getting worse. I can help. I have a nice 67 belevedere that he would look great in!

[The70RT]

Sounds like Skip used his money on Mrs Skips CAMARO! 

[Alaskan_TA]

 

[nvrbdn]

 

[djcarguy]

good news,,,bad news?   found ur head,,,but ---due to toxic fumes and limited oxygen supply for so long,,,long term outlook is

[Fred]

That's funny!

[mrsskip68]

Chuck has gotten so bad with his mopar-itis desease. HE WENT SHOPPING,.................. HE PUT UP NEW CURTAINS (dIXIE fLAG), .......................PUT TWO HUGE PICTURES ON THE WALL...........One is him and Wade, one is him and TROY! He also got an orange fluffy toilet seat cover, and matching rug with 01 on it! Help me!!!!!! Skip68 is at the tip of the edge!!!! I need a mopar stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa

[moparstuart]

Chuck has gotten so bad with his mopar-itis desease. HE WENT SHOPPING,.................. HE PUT UP NEW CURTAINS (dIXIE fLAG), .......................PUT TWO HUGE PICTURES ON THE WALL...........One is him and Wade, one is him and TROY! He also got an orange fluffy toilet seat cover, and matching rug with 01 on it! Help me!!!!!! Skip68 is at the tip of the edge!!!! I need a mopar stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa

At least your not in the bottom of his well yet being told it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again !

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Chuck has gotten so bad with his mopar-itis desease. HE WENT SHOPPING,.................. HE PUT UP NEW CURTAINS (dIXIE fLAG), .......................PUT TWO HUGE PICTURES ON THE WALL...........One is him and Wade, one is him and TROY! He also got an orange fluffy toilet seat cover, and matching rug with 01 on it! Help me!!!!!! Skip68 is at the tip of the edge!!!! I need a mopar stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa

Does he talk to the pictures? Hopes it not the one where is wearing that dang speedo! What part of the house did he hang them? If they are in the bedroom you should be worried.