one day at the health club

[nh_mopar_fan]

So this scrawny white guy is in the shower and this big black guy walks in. The white guy can't help but notice that this guy is huge downstairs.

Finally, he gets the courage to, "Geez, how do you black guys get it so big?"

The black guy looks the guy over and says, "well, first you need to get some fishing line and a 5lb dumbell. Tie one end of the fishing line around your manhood and the other to the 5ln weightand let it just hand there."

A couple weeks go by and the black guy is working out and in walks the scrawny white guy.

Black guy: "So, did you try my suggestion? Is it working?"

White guy: "I'm halfway there, it's turned black!"