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Started by Old Moparz, March 01, 2012, 06:38:56 AM

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Old Moparz

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one." said the other cowboy, "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's. "'Then you try to hang on for 8 seconds."
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Tilar

Yeehaw! Ride 'em, Cowboy.   :smilielol:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



Musicman

He was a brave lad  :lol:

Darkman

This is similar to the text I got the other day...

"I found my girlfriend's G-spot....who would have thought it was in her sister!"
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

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RallyeMike

 :smilielol:  :2thumbs:

You have redeemed yourself from the uncharacteristically unfunny toilet paper joke. Thank you!
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Tilar

Quote from: Darkman on March 01, 2012, 06:43:39 PM
This is similar to the text I got the other day...

"I found my girlfriend's G-spot....who would have thought it was in her sister!"

:smilielol:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



nvrbdn

hold on tight with that one, it will probably be your last ride. :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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