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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Khyron...........................................................

Started by skip68, December 23, 2011, 10:31:59 AM

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skip68

December 23, 2011, 10:31:59 AM
What is there to say about khyron ?  ???    :scratchchin:  :think:   I'll think of something but for now I'll just stick with what we know about him....               

1#  He likes Chargers....................

2#  He used to say "I do" but now says "I DO NOT"...................

3#  He changes his clothes and showers almost everyday...........

4#  He loves disco music......................................................

5#  He only farts in public when he's walking so he can't be blamed for it....................

6#  He wipes front to back..............................................................

7#  He tried to date Marsha Brady just to get close to Alice............................

8#  He won't wear white after labor day.....................................................

9#  When he took my mom out on a date he was a complete gentleman.............

10#  He, ah what the hell.  I'm just making stuff up. 

                  Basically, I'm just trying to wish him a happy birthday and I screwed it up....
I have completely ruined this birthday thread with my BS.   Anyone that reads this will leave here dumber and feeling empty as I have just sucked another few minutes of your life away that you can't get back.....  Khyron, DO NOT THINK ABOUT THIS THREAD AT ALL TODAY.    You have more important things to think about.....   

1#  The fact that you're almost 40..............................

2#  Girls notice your wrinkles more than your smile.........

3#  How come hair is growing in your ears....................

4#  Making sure you have plenty of Viagra....................

5#  Bucket list.........................................................

                    I think I'm done for now.   :nana:   HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHYRON.
I'm going back to bed.    :cheers:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

68coronetGLwannabe

#1
December 23, 2011, 11:01:16 AM
I just read this and I didn't think I could get any dumber and I did!

Anyways Happy Birthday Khyron  :2thumbs:
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

nvrbdn

#2
December 23, 2011, 11:28:21 AM
KHYRON, if you make it down this far into this thread, have a great birthday. :cheers:
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tan top

#3
December 23, 2011, 11:37:46 AM
 happy birthday  :yesnod:  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: have a good day  :2thumbs: :2thumbs:
Feel free to post any relevant picture you think we all might like to see in the threads below!

Charger Stuff 
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,86777.0.html
Chargers in the background where you least expect them 
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,97261.0.html
C500 & Daytonas & Superbirds
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95432.0.html
Interesting pictures & Stuff 
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,109484.925.html
Old Dodge dealer photos wanted
 http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,120850.0.html

69bronzeT5

#4
December 23, 2011, 04:06:52 PM
Happy birthday!!!!!
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1970 GTO: Black 400 Ram Air III 4-Speed
1971 Charger Super Bee: GY3 Citron Yella 440 4-Speed
1972 Charger: FE5 Red 360 Automatic
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Tilar

#5
December 23, 2011, 06:05:02 PM
Quote from: skip68 on December 23, 2011, 10:31:59 AM
What is there to say about khyron ?  ???    :scratchchin:  :think:   I'll think of something but for now I'll just stick with what we know about him....               

2#  He used to say "I do" but now says "You cant be serious!!!!"...................


Fixed it for ya!  :smilielol:


Happy Birthday!!
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


TruckDriver

#6
December 23, 2011, 06:14:29 PM
Happy Birthday Jason!  :cheers:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

FlatbackFanatic

#7
December 23, 2011, 09:15:06 PM
Happy Birthday!! Have a great day!! :2thumbs:
Flatback Fanatic, Kurt  , MN

mrsskip68

#8
December 23, 2011, 09:22:36 PM
Happy Birthday!  :cheers: And sorry about my husband,...........he rode the short bus in school!!!  :rofl: :nana:

Lisa

ChgrSteve67

#9
December 23, 2011, 11:44:41 PM
I don't think I can top that opening post. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Happy Birthday.

Khyron

#11
January 04, 2012, 10:43:47 AM
a bit late, but thanks guys :-) It's been a crazy year, and will hopefully get better :-)


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Old Moparz

#12
January 04, 2012, 11:15:02 AM
Quote from: Khyron on January 04, 2012, 10:43:47 AM
a bit late, but thanks guys :-) It's been a crazy year, and will hopefully get better :-)


I must have missed this thread, is there any cake left?   :shruggy:

Happy belated birthday.  :cheers:
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

bakerhillpins

#13
January 04, 2012, 01:46:58 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on January 04, 2012, 11:15:02 AM
I must have missed this thread, is there any cake left?   :shruggy:

Yea, what he said!  Happy belated!  :cheers:

Yum... turd brown icing to boot.  :drool5:
One great wife (Life is good)
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69 Dodge Charger R/T, Q5, C6X, V1X, V88  (Life is WAY better)
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Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Science flies you to the moon, Religion flies you into buildings.

PocketThunder

#14
January 04, 2012, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Khyron on January 04, 2012, 10:43:47 AM
a bit late, but thanks guys :-) It's been a crazy year, and will hopefully get better :-)

Been busy putting the "facials" sign to work?    :coolgleamA:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

BigBlockSam

#15
January 04, 2012, 06:10:37 PM
Happy belated!   :cheers:
I won't be wronged, I wont be Insulted and I wont be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them.

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The70RT

#16
January 04, 2012, 08:03:35 PM
Me too  :wave:
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Khyron

#17
February 29, 2012, 03:05:22 AM
Quote from: PocketThunder on January 04, 2012, 04:36:44 PM
Been busy putting the "facials" sign to work?    :coolgleamA:

we"ll say I have been enjoying the single life a bit too much LOL

Thanks again guys!


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Tilar

#18
February 29, 2012, 07:15:30 PM
I didn't think you could enjoy the single life too much... I've been enjoying it for 17 years this round.  :cheers:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


Khyron

#19
March 01, 2012, 01:45:03 AM
well, seeing as I bought yet another project car, I need to slow down, damn women are taking up my car money! lol


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Tilar

#20
March 01, 2012, 10:23:56 AM
 :lol:   Sounds just like marriage.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


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