Texas Sex

[Old Moparz]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one." said the other cowboy, "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's. "'Then you try to hang on for 8 seconds."

[tan top]

 

[404NOTFOUND]

 

[Tilar]

Yeehaw! Ride 'em, Cowboy.   

[Musicman]

He was a brave lad 

[Darkman]

This is similar to the text I got the other day...

"I found my girlfriend's G-spot....who would have thought it was in her sister!"

[A383Wing]

He was a brave lad 

Key word, "was"

[RallyeMike]

   

You have redeemed yourself from the uncharacteristically unfunny toilet paper joke. Thank you!

[Tilar]

This is similar to the text I got the other day...

"I found my girlfriend's G-spot....who would have thought it was in her sister!"

[nvrbdn]

hold on tight with that one, it will probably be your last ride.

[Skyview69]