Hangover & No Memory

[Old Moparz]

Morris wakes up in the morning & has a massive hangover & can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his bath robe from the floor & puts it on. He notices there's something in one of the pockets & it turns out to be a bra. He thinks "Holy cow, what happened last night??"

He walks towards the bathroom & finds panties in the other pocket of his robe. Again he thinks "What the heck happened last night, what have I done? Must have been a wild party".

He opens the bathroom door, walks in & has a look in the mirror. He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth & his only thought is "Please, if there's a God, please let this be a teabag."   

[Budnicks]

Oh no, that's kind of gross