should I take a hint?

[Drache]

Im the mail today I received a parcel with no return address although the Canada Post stamp says it's from my old home town. So inside is a "Charger" baseball hat and a DVD with no label. Lets just say the DVD was an ex girlfriend from high school wearing the "Charger" hat and nothing else and was... how do I say... playful?

Should I take this as a hint or a trap?  

[1BAD68]

To give you good advice, we would need to see said video 

[Darkman]

I was just about to say, let's see the video and we can help you determine whether it is a trap or hint

[BigBlockSam]

 

[Drache]

To give you good advice, we would need to see said video  

I'm pretty sure posting the video would be against forum rules  

I'm just happy I got the hat 

[TK73]

Woman?  Trap... 

[jar1292]

 

[mrsskip68]

She probably just got dumped, and is looking for a man with real MOPAR MORALS!!!!!! Lol!!! 
Lisa

[Drache]

She probably just got dumped, and is looking for a man with real MOPAR MORALS!!!!!! Lol!!!  
Lisa

Although rebound sex....

Or keep the hat and just pretend I never heard from her....

[Kern Dog]

How far away is this chick? 5 miles, 100 miles? How far are you willing to go to get wiggly?

[FLG]

Well be able to make this asertation upon reviewing a picture of said woman. Than the board will make its decision as to weather or not its a trap, and weather or not said "trap" would be worth getting stuck in



That is all.

[doctor4766]

Well be able to make this asertation upon reviewing a picture of said woman. Than the board will make its decision as to weather or not its a trap, and weather or not said "trap" would be worth getting stuck in



That is all.

Careful. Someone above you is watching your spelling and wriggling in his seat.

But I'd have to agree with you 

[tan top]

Well be able to make this asertation upon reviewing a picture of said woman. Than the board will make its decision as to weather or not its a trap, and weather or not said "trap" would be worth getting stuck in



That is all.

   need video & stuff  

could be a trap ! dumped by her last BF & found she was  couple of weeks / months  month pregnant & he don't want to know , or it not his !!  or something    sorry if i sound cynical no offence.  if you want to make a go with her, & she is  liable to read this , don't want to wreck your chances , perhaps the mods will delete it if you request it  
 

[Tilar]

Lets just say the DVD was an ex girlfriend from high school wearing the "Charger" hat and nothing else and was... how do I say... playful?

Should I take this as a hint or a trap?  

Even used "Chargers" need a test drive now and then.    Just be careful about signing the title.

[nvrbdn]

Lets just say the DVD was an ex girlfriend from high school wearing the "Charger" hat and nothing else and was... how do I say... playful?

Should I take this as a hint or a trap?  

Even used "Chargers" need a test drive now and then.    Just be careful about signing the title.

yep, its hard to make a decision without seeing just how playful the video is.

[Drache]

The reason Im hesitant is because when I kicked her out it was for cheating on me and she threatened to kill me. So there was a LITTLE animosity there. So I don't know whether this video means she wants me back or trying to show me what I lost...  

Did I mention last I heard she was married with a daughter? 

[bakerhillpins]

The reason Im hesitant is because when I kicked her out it was for cheating on me and she threatened to kill me. So there was a LITTLE animosity there. So I don't know whether this video means she wants me back or trying to show me what I lost...  

Did I mention last I heard she was married with a daughter?  

I think Monty Python said it best:  "Run away, Run away, Run away"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_u4UTvk9w

[nvrbdn]

with that said, id move on. dont need her to turn psyco some night when your asleep.

[RallyeMike]

Nekkid DVD and has previously threatened to kill you.

  Sounds like the basis for a sound relationship.

[resq302]

with that said, id move on. dont need her to turn psyco some night when your asleep.

I agree!  Id definitely keep the video though.  Wouldn't want to waste a good DVD.   

[mrsskip68]

RUN FOREST, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drache]

RUN FOREST, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are a boon to the Dodge Charger community! Never change and never leave! 

[Ghoste]

It is both a hint and a trap and you damned well know it.  Enjoy the hat.

[chargerboy69]

I just got the go ahead from Troy, and posting the video is good to go. . . so post away.     

[kab69440]

The hint you need to be taking is to MOVE. She knows where you live, and given your description of her, that cannot be a good thing.

[tan top]

The reason Im hesitant is because when I kicked her out it was for cheating on me and she threatened to kill me. So there was a LITTLE animosity there. So I don't know whether this video means she wants me back or trying to show me what I lost...  

Did I mention last I heard she was married with a daughter?  

with that said, id move on. dont need her to turn psyco some night when your asleep.

    now i've heard this ,  I  would not go with in 500 miles of her !!  move house she knows where you live !! , you  don't need this Psyco  ,

[Troy]

The hint you need to be taking is to MOVE. She knows where you live, and given your description of her, that cannot be a good thing.

I'd prefer that a woman like that didn't know how to find me.

Troy

[Old Moparz]

The reason Im hesitant is because when I kicked her out it was for cheating on me and she threatened to kill me. So there was a LITTLE animosity there. So I don't know whether this video means she wants me back or trying to show me what I lost...  

Did I mention last I heard she was married with a daughter?  

And people wonder if the statement, "Men have two brains, but don't think with the one in their head" is true?

The fact that you start off saying.... The reason Im hesitant leads me to believe that you haven't used the brain in your head since you reached puberty when the brain in your crotch took over.

Just enjoy the video & put the hat on your head to prevent the sun from frying whatever is left of the unused 2nd brain.

[Drache]

The fact that you start off saying.... The reason Im hesitant leads me to believe that you haven't used the brain in your head since you reached puberty when the brain in your crotch took over.

Aww don't be like that, people can change a lot after 12 years  

And I don't think you see the sense of humor in my posts do you? 

[Old Moparz]

The fact that you start off saying.... The reason Im hesitant leads me to believe that you haven't used the brain in your head since you reached puberty when the brain in your crotch took over.

Aww don't be like that, people can change a lot after 12 years  

And I don't think you see the sense of humor in my posts do you? 

And you completely missed the sense of humor in mine.... 

No ill intent from me, just ignore the whakoloon bimbo & you'll be fine.   

[Drache]

And you completely missed the sense of humor in mine.... 

No ill intent from me, just ignore the whakoloon bimbo & you'll be fine.   

Touche....

Now WTF does whakoloon mean? 

[nvrbdn]

 

[Tilar]

The reason Im hesitant is because when I kicked her out it was for cheating on me and she threatened to kill me. So there was a LITTLE animosity there. So I don't know whether this video means she wants me back or trying to show me what I lost...  

Did I mention last I heard she was married with a daughter? 

I see how ya are... Let us talk about taking it for a test drive and then ya spring all the info on us.     All joking aside, I agree with the others, RUN

You know, old mates are like used cars you've had in the past... You see them around town now and then and you probably wouldn't mind taking one for another spin around the block, but I have no desire to buy one back... You get rid of them for a reason.

[Drache]

You know, old mates are like used cars you've had in the past... You see them around town now and then and you probably wouldn't mind taking one for another spin around the block, but I have no desire to buy one back... You get rid of them for a reason.

You ever think about writing a book with sayings like these? I'd buy a copy... seriously....

[Finn]

Meh, she could look much different now than she did then...and still psycho either way.


Now if she sent you a NEW video of her sucking the chrome off a tailpipe...

[Drache]

Meh, she could look much different now than she did then...and still psycho either way.


Now if she sent you a NEW video of her sucking the chrome off a tailpipe...

This is a new video 

[Tilar]

You know, old mates are like used cars you've had in the past... You see them around town now and then and you probably wouldn't mind taking one for another spin around the block, but I have no desire to buy one back... You get rid of them for a reason.

You ever think about writing a book with sayings like these? I'd buy a copy... seriously....

lol, It would be a pretty thin book... I don't have that many.

[Finn]

This is a new video 

Ohhh!! Well well well!! 

[GPULLER]

I have always heard the crazy ones are best in the sack.  

[John_Kunkel]

Upload the video to Spankwire and post the link here. 

[Darkman]

How about "hit and run" 

[resq302]

Upload the video to Spankwire and post the link here. 

nah, you tube! 

[jar1292]

wow you guys are going about it all wrong here! I cant beleave you guys really think he would post it on the internet for EVERYONE to see..... im curious PM me and after review I will get back to you asap!

[FLG]

Wife and kids...of course not


So now that you made your decision, time to post up the video before your wife finds it and we all loose out!

[Drache]

Wife and kids...of course not

I'm not married, she is/was 

Actually the only reason I haven't really posted the video on a bunch of websites is due to Canadian Law I could be charged for it. Seems I legally need to get consent from her before I do this. I'll most likely destroy the DVD. I'm not sure if I want to keep the hat though.

It looks like this:

[FLG]

In that case...

I say you ask her for consent to post the video in order to show it to your friends, as they will make the decision for weather she stays or goes 

Hat stays regardless.

[Kern Dog]

She has a kid? Well then you KNOW that she puts out !!

[FLG]

She has a kid? Well then you KNOW that she puts out !!

LMAO! I cant count the number of times ive used that one...still love it 

[Daytona R/T SE]

You're young and single...

Bang it like a borrowed drum until you get sick of her shit...

Then kick her to the curb.

[Tilar]

Wife and kids...of course not

I'm not married, she is/was  

Actually the only reason I haven't really posted the video on a bunch of websites is due to Canadian Law I could be charged for it. Seems I legally need to get consent from her before I do this. I'll most likely destroy the DVD. I'm not sure if I want to keep the hat though.

Hmm, Don't you have something you need to send to someone here in the states? Just be sure that dvd doesnt fall into the box by mistake.  

[Old Moparz]

Wife and kids...of course not

I'm not married, she is/was 

Actually the only reason I haven't really posted the video on a bunch of websites is due to Canadian Law I could be charged for it. Seems I legally need to get consent from her before I do this. I'll most likely destroy the DVD. I'm not sure if I want to keep the hat though.

It looks like this:

I have an idea that Troy may like, too. 

Set up an auction in the classified section for the DVD & the hat & donate the proceeds to the Carlisle tent costs.

[Tilar]

Umm, I don't think he has the hat..  

[dkn1997]

Im the mail today I received a parcel with no return address although the Canada Post stamp says it's from my old home town. So inside is a "Charger" baseball hat and a DVD with no label. Lets just say the DVD was an ex girlfriend from high school wearing the "Charger" hat and nothing else and was... how do I say... playful?

Should I take this as a hint or a trap?  

Hint..Trap..who gives a Flying F?  play the game....you gotta at least respond with a text pic of your junk.  I can't believe I actually have to tell you this.  They are practically teaching that in kindergarten these days for cryin out loud!   Don't include your face in the pic and do it from a cheapie pay as you go phone but that's just common sense. Caption the photo with a meaningful passage, chicks like that shit. 

Don't forget, no face shots, Bat phone.  Act as if you are "junk mailing" her from the witness protection program. 

[Inked_Ghandi]

Im the mail today I received a parcel with no return address although the Canada Post stamp says it's from my old home town. So inside is a "Charger" baseball hat and a DVD with no label. Lets just say the DVD was an ex girlfriend from high school wearing the "Charger" hat and nothing else and was... how do I say... playful?

Should I take this as a hint or a trap?  

Hint..Trap..who gives a Flying F?  play the game....you gotta at least respond with a text pic of your junk.  I can't believe I actually have to tell you this.  They are practically teaching that in kindergarten these days for cryin out loud!   Don't include your face in the pic and do it from a cheapie pay as you go phone but that's just common sense. Caption the photo with a meaningful passage, chicks like that shit. 

Don't forget, no face shots, Bat phone.  Act as if you are "junk mailing" her from the witness protection program.