Anyone else have a dumb ass wife?

[sixpack_sid]

I just spent 11 hours driving thru countless snow storms in the car. We drove 4 hours to buy a great dane. And since my daughter goes to college in West Virginia 1 1/2 hours past that. My wife suggested a visit with her. So we got there and I had to piss real bad after that long drive,so I closed the car door and told my kids to keep the doors shut. After taking a piss I came back outside to find my kids in the field and my wife accross the field she said she left the back of the car open so the dog can go pee. The dog slipped off the collar. We spent 2 hours trying to track her in the snow till she went down a wooded embankment and a steep hill we lost her. So I go back to the apt. my wife and daughter are there I asked her if they called anyone she fucken tells me she called for a pizza. not spca or local police to see if any reported a stray dog.
I should of left her ass in the woods.


Sid

[jar1292]

sorry for your luck! just the headline left the options wide open! of course they say the same thing about us!

[nvrbdn]

good luck finding the dog. there are so many jokes here right now, but with the poor dog missing i will hold back. i would be freaking if it was one of my dogs.hopefully it will turn up.

[A383Wing]

I'm gonna keep my mouth shut here, just because...hope you find the dog

Bryan

[Finn]

Bitches, man....








*talking about the dog.

[skip68]

I've got nothing to say about dumb wives.   Well, I do actually but I can't say it here. 

Good luck with the dog. 

[A383Wing]

you should have tied the wife to the leash-collar and made her ride in the back on the way home

Bryan

[Fred]

Poor poor dog, I really do hope you find it.  It will be as upsetting for the dog as it is for you.
As for the pizza..................who can think about eating at a time liek that.
Doesn't sound like she'stoo concerned about the dog being lost I hope that's not an omen!!
Good luck and keep us posted.

[Lennard]

Poor dog, poor you... Maybe you should reconsider owning a dog/pet if your wife is so careless.

[1969chargerrtse]

To be fair, " the dog slipped off the collar ".  Not her fault.  Sad for the cold lost dog though. And another thing, a great dane in a car with the family?  That's nuts.

[Tilar]

Re: Anyone else have a dumb ass wife?

Not anymore.  

And another thing, a great dane in a car with the family?  That's nuts.

They are smaller when they are pups... just sayin.

[nvrbdn]

i had a great dane once. when it was a puppy it was so funny. the dang thing was so awkward. it went to jump on the couch one time and missed. i about died. as a puppy its already huge.that big ole clumsy dawg just missed the couch tripping over its own feet and landing on its face on the floor. i miss that dog.

[djcarguy]

cover the wife with pizza and tie her to the bumper and drive around in the snow looking for the dog,,,,,than leave both at the pound,hahahaha i bet she kept up with the car for 1/4 mile or so? sound like a perfect family vacation???   wolf ,wolf

[sixpack_sid]

That was the shortest time I ever owned a dog. Now my wife is blaming me because I didnt stay longer and let her go down the steep wooded hills. I should have left her ass and drove all the way home.
There is very much tension in the house now. I'll let you guys know if I here anything.

STUPID BITCHES is right

Sid

[jaak]

Damn dude, that sucks! How much are you out for the Dog? Not to mention spending $$$ on gas for an 11 hr. road trip.

Go wrench on the Charger a while, try to forget about the troubles.

Jason

[Lennard]

Poor dog, poor you... Maybe you should reconsider owning a dog/pet if your wife is so careless.

To be fair, " the dog slipped off the collar ".  Not her fault.

So I go back to the apt. my wife and daughter are there I asked her if they called anyone she fucken tells me she called for a pizza. not spca or local police to see if any reported a stray dog.
Sid

That puppy is coyote or wolf bait.

[mrsskip68]

Poor little puppy, all alone in the cold.   If it was my dog, i'd be out there looking, instead of posting about it here! Sorry, but its true. Post lost dog signs all over there too.   Good luck, hope you find the pup!

[A383Wing]

Poor little puppy, all alone in the cold.   If it was my dog, i'd be out there looking, instead of posting about it here! Sorry, but its true. Post lost dog signs all over there too.   Good luck, hope you find the pup!

[2Gunz]

Ya WTF......  I wouldnt rest literally, until I had found the dog. 

[mrsskip68]

My stomach has been upset since i first read this thread. Really is bothering me. 

[Fred]

What's the latest on this saga?

[A383Wing]

What's the latest on this saga?

wife should be chained up in the back yard

Bryan

[Fred]

The wife is safe, even if she is chained up in the backyard.....................the dog on the other hand is not!!

[Patronus]

Blaming your spouse isn't quite the best option in my opinion. And regardless of "who" put the collar on the dog, you said you just got it so could be hard to tell if it could get out or not. Life happens for a reason, and in this case, you weren't supposed to have that dog. 

[sixpack_sid]

She was reported being seen on Rte 705 tuesday afternoon. The dog warden went to get her, but she ran off the highway into an Agricultural Farm. The farm closes it's gates at 5PM.  They are going to set a trap to catch her.It worked she was at the shelter until this morning we picked her up. Very long drive now I'm tired.

Thanks for all the replies.
Sid

[nvrbdn]

shes home at last. great

[Finn]

Wow glad to hear that! I thought she was a goner.

[64dartgt]

Very glad you found the dog.  The only thing you can do with a day that frustrating is put it behind you.  What's the dog's name?  If it is based on its adventures I am sure it is an interesting name.

[Fred]

happy ending, thank God.

[A383Wing]

shes home at last. great

is she OK??

Bryan

[sixpack_sid]

she is fine her name is Cali .

Thanks
Sid

[dkn1997]

Actually, my wife is a lot smarter than me... however, I am smart enough not to disparage her on a public forum.  You are a brave man. 

[bill440rt]

she is fine her name is Cali .

Thanks
Sid

Whew! So glad to hear this all worked out Sid, & Cali is safe in her new home. She is one lucky dog. 

BTW, my last dog was named Kali also, with a "K". So, I can relate a little. I'd be devastated if she ever got away. We had to find her a new home a few years ago due to problems with the children, but I go to visit her every so often. She has a loving family, but is getting old in her years now... 

[Silver R/T]

Don't have dumb ass wife but had not so smart gf. I got her cell phone battery cause her old one was dead. She proceeds to put it in her cell phone and starts calling her friends. I've told her before that she needs to charge it. Minutes later she tells me that battery is dead....

[A383Wing]

 

[nvrbdn]

 

[TruckDriver]

Don't have dumb ass wife but had not so smart gf. I got her cell phone battery cause her old one was dead. She proceeds to put it in her cell phone and starts calling her friends. I've told her before that she needs to charge it. Minutes later she tells me that battery is dead....

[BigBlockSam]

Poor little puppy, all alone in the cold.  Cry If it was my dog, i'd be out there looking, instead of posting about it here! Sorry, but its true. Post lost dog signs all over there too.  Twocents Good luck, hope you find the pup!

[mrsskip68]

Glad you found the pup!!!  They are a big responsibility! Hope she is happy now! 

[A383Wing]

They are a big responsibility! Hope she is happy now! 

the pup or the wife?

Bryan   

[mrsskip68]

BOTH!!!!