Joke of the day

[Fred]

A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a
car crash.  A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his blood back!.
So she throws a tampon in his face and says "there you go you
miserable git, I'll pay you back monthly!" And the moral of this story is :- Even if a woman eventually pays back what she owes a man!, there will ALWAYS be a string attached!.

[nvrbdn]

  

[Inked_Ghandi]

Gross but funny