makes me proud to be an Aussie.

[Fred]

'Hello, is this the  police?'
'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to  report about my neighbour, Wazza.
He's hiding Cocaine inside his  firewood!'
'Thank you very much for the call.'
The next day,  police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers
They search the house and then go  out to the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust  open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.
They swear at Wazza and  leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
'Hey, Wazz, Did the  cops come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop up your  firewood?'
'Yep.'
'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate' 

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hahah good plan 

[68X426]

I am proud that you're an Aussie too.