Funny Bumper Stickers ?

[b5blue]

  Another topic here started me thinking. When I was in high school I got pulled over and the cop had a real attitude. I was 100% legal and unlike most times was not speeding. After snooping around and checking me out I got pissed and demanded to know exactly why I was stopped. He admitted the only reason was my bumper sticker! It was a joke he didn't get:
"WARNING: I SPEED UP TO RUN DOWN SMALL ANIMALS"
  All my friends thought it was funny, at the time "Warning I brake for animals" was a fad, they were everywhere. (Like the "BABY ON BOARD" signs that actually blocked the rear view somewhat.)
  I still giggle as I would never do such a thing, the guy I sold the car to left it on even though I warned him abound stupid cops. Got any funny ones?

[1969chargerrtse]

As listed on another thread on the back of my wifes mini van I had....... How's my wifes driving, call 1-800-TELL DAD.

[John_Kunkel]

"My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. "

[Darkman]

There was a fad of stickers that read "If you can read this then ......"

I had one on my 4x4 that said,

"If you can read this:
Roll me back on my wheels!"

[NHCharger]

The sticker in the back window of my p/u reads,
" We'll keep our guns and freedom, you keep the change"

[A383Wing]

on the bumper of a Pinto.....

"This car is constipated, it can't pass a thing"

Bryan

[404NOTFOUND]

I always liked the one that said, "If they take away our firearms, how will we shoot the Liberals"?

[vancamp]

I always liked the one that said, "If they take away our firearms, how will we shoot the Liberals"?