Useless post #3000

[Fred]

How are you so far ahead of me when I am on the other side of the world? 

Because I don't stop for no one. I just keep going round and round.....................coming up behind you now. Passing on your left. WOOSH!! I'm gone. 
Did you see me? 

[nvrbdn]

dang that fred is fast

[A383Wing]

who was that masked man??

[nvrbdn]

all i saw was a black flash....................................it had red racing stripes........................................that guy did more than drive roundy rounders.........................................................swooooosh............................

[Fred]

It's that furious hemi............I have no control over it!!
Somebody please stop this merry go round...................I want to get off!!

[Fred]

all i saw was a black flash....................................it had red racing stripes........................................that guy did more than drive roundy rounders.........................................................swooooosh............................

If you saw the red stripes..................I wasn't going fast enough.
Look again................I bet you don't see them this time around!   

[Inked_Ghandi]

You went by so fast that i am spinning in circles.    Now which way is the finish line?

[Fred]

"doo doo"   "doo doo"          there is no finish line!!  Welcome to the twilight zone.
You can get on the on ramp..............but you can never leave!!  

[Inked_Ghandi]

Oh no. But I have places to go... 

[Fred]

Oh no. But I have places to go... 

Have you got there yet?

[Fred]

Stood on a spider web today. Ended up with webbed feet. 

[mrsskip68]

Stood on a spider web today. Ended up with webbed feet. 

That "Quack's'" me up! 

[skip68]

When I was 10 I had black dress shoes.   I didn't like them very much at all.   I'm still not sure why I had dress shoes when I never had a dress. 

[nvrbdn]

 

[Inked_Ghandi]

I like shiny things. Those shoes you had, were they shiny?

[skip68]

Yes.   They were shiny and I kept them in a box under my bed.   The box wasn't shiny though.    

[Inked_Ghandi]

Stupid not shiny boxes. My whole night is ruined   

[Fred]

Stupid not shiny boxes. My whole night is ruined   

Give them to me................I'll slap some gloss on them for you.

[Fred]

There used to be a covered bridge in Redbud but it's gone now.

[A383Wing]

I'm still not sure why I had dress shoes when I never had a dress. 

maybe not back then......but from what we have heard about you recently......we are beginning to wonder 

Bryan

[440]

Skip in dress shoes    Whatever floats your boat 

[Fred]

Why is floor spelt like this and flaw spelt like this? or is it the other way around? 

[nvrbdn]

four.....fore......flower......flour........  now this is the tough one... the word fish.... and the word ghoti........  if you take the "gh" from the word    touGH,  the "o" from the word     wOmen,  and the "ti" from the word   satisfacTIon,  you get a word that says   f  i  s  h   
                                   gh o   ti

[Fred]

Along the same lines is "psoloquoise" as a way to spell "circus"--
"olo" as in "colonel" and "oise" as in "porpoise," and the initial "p" is silent, as in "pshrimp." 


But what about............ awe................ ore............... oar.