Useless post #3000

greenpigs · January 18, 2012, 07:33:51 PM

68X426 · January 18, 2012, 08:06:01 PM

Fred · January 19, 2012, 01:26:20 AM

Very useless..................and we're getting a post for it!

Fred · January 19, 2012, 01:27:50 AM

Do you think Troy might come along and

Fred · January 19, 2012, 01:28:31 AM

I hope not because I'll lose 3 post's if he does

nvrbdn · January 19, 2012, 10:54:35 AM

nvrbdn · January 19, 2012, 10:55:41 AM

so if you actually make a post, and no one reads it, is it still a post?

PocketThunder · January 19, 2012, 11:12:54 AM

nvrbdn · January 19, 2012, 11:20:56 AM

as a bug.................thats how cute that blond is

moparstuart · January 19, 2012, 12:02:06 PM

Quote from: nvrbdn on January 19, 2012, 11:20:56 AM
as a bug.................thats how cute that blond is

Nacho-RT74 · January 19, 2012, 12:06:08 PM

Quote from: Fred on January 19, 2012, 01:28:31 AM
I hope not because I'll lose 3 post's if he does

no really lost, since lock doesn't mean delete

greenpigs · January 19, 2012, 07:06:57 PM

I am glad to help with yous guys post count!

Fred · January 19, 2012, 07:22:42 PM

Well thankyou very much. As you can see I'm getting there!!

nvrbdn · January 19, 2012, 07:33:49 PM

wow fred, you are climbing the ladder.

Fred · January 19, 2012, 08:00:13 PM

Useless!

Fred · January 19, 2012, 08:02:52 PM

Quote from: nvrbdn on January 19, 2012, 07:33:49 PM
wow fred, you are climbing the ladder.

I know! I'm on a roll.

AKcharger · January 20, 2012, 12:38:43 AM

mrsskip68 · January 20, 2012, 12:59:36 AM

SORRY GUYS, YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ONE OF MY HUBBY'S, (SKIP68), USELESS POSTS!!!!!!! [/color]

You are all too sane and impatient to be at Chucks psychotic level!!!! Hes out of your league!!!

$:-\$

Lisa

Fred · January 20, 2012, 01:08:26 AM

Don't we know it!!!

I for one am not even going to try and compete

skip68 · January 20, 2012, 01:59:30 AM

I LIKE CHOCOLATE............ When I dance I make a ding ding noise............ Sometimes when I'm alone I start fights..................

Fred · January 20, 2012, 02:14:06 AM

Quote from: skip68 on January 20, 2012, 01:59:30 AM
Sometimes when I'm alone I start fights..................

I did't know you were into shadow boxing skip! are you any good at it?

Quote from: skip68 on January 20, 2012, 01:59:30 AM
When I dance I make a ding ding noise............

That's because you've got two

greenpigs · January 20, 2012, 04:02:53 AM

Quote from: skip68 on January 20, 2012, 01:59:30 AM
Sometimes when I'm alone I start fights..................

I hope you kick the other guy ass!

Fred · January 25, 2012, 11:12:30 PM

I found a stone today.

A383Wing · January 25, 2012, 11:15:15 PM

Quote from: greenpigs on January 20, 2012, 04:02:53 AM
Quote from: skip68 on January 20, 2012, 01:59:30 AM
Sometimes when I'm alone I start fights..................

I hope you lick the other guy ass!

fixed that for ya

Bryan

greenpigs · January 25, 2012, 11:19:41 PM

Quote from: A383Wing on January 25, 2012, 11:15:15 PM
Quote from: greenpigs on January 20, 2012, 04:02:53 AM
Quote from: skip68 on January 20, 2012, 01:59:30 AM
Sometimes when I'm alone I start fights..................

I hope you lick the other guy ass!

fixed that for ya

Bryan

Fred · January 25, 2012, 11:26:26 PM

I threw it away!

nvrbdn · January 26, 2012, 07:51:07 AM

and hit me in the dang head with it. dont throw it so hard.

Fred · January 26, 2012, 05:14:57 PM

I yelled "duck!".............you should have.
But next time just remember, I throw to the left so lean to the right!!

nvrbdn · January 26, 2012, 06:03:54 PM

yea you yelled duck, so i looked at you waiting for the other duck and then the goose. oh well, i will know next time

Fred · January 26, 2012, 09:31:13 PM

Quote from: nvrbdn on January 26, 2012, 06:03:54 PM
yea you yelled duck, so i looked at you waiting for the other duck and then the goose. oh well, i will know next time

When I yell "duck" I mean duck not look at me

And if the winds blowing from the north.............lean into the west!!

nvrbdn · January 26, 2012, 09:39:16 PM

i found a stone today............oops, i mean............the doctor found a stone today

the nurse threw it away................

Fred · January 26, 2012, 09:43:31 PM

She shouldn't have thrown it away, those things a valuble.

Fred · January 26, 2012, 09:48:29 PM

I can't find it!!!

nvrbdn · January 26, 2012, 09:59:01 PM

check in the plowed field. thats where my son finds all of his arrow heads

Fred · January 26, 2012, 10:05:37 PM

I found a bone!

A383Wing · January 26, 2012, 11:03:51 PM

Quote from: Fred on January 26, 2012, 10:05:37 PM
I found a bone!

give it to yer damn hidden cat in your other thread

Bryan

Fred · January 26, 2012, 11:30:28 PM

Quote from: A383Wing on January 26, 2012, 11:03:51 PM
Quote from: Fred on January 26, 2012, 10:05:37 PM
I found a bone!

give it to yer damn hidden cat in your other thread

Bryan

Why don't you set your dog on it Bryan? Maybe he can find the cat for you.

A383Wing · January 27, 2012, 12:21:00 AM

nope...our dog is sleeping....kinda like he always does

Bryan

Fred · January 27, 2012, 12:30:16 AM

Quote from: A383Wing on January 27, 2012, 12:21:00 AM
nope...our dog is sleeping....kinda like he always does

Bryan

sent you a PM.

Fred · January 31, 2012, 10:49:41 PM

I'll meet you in St.Louis.

nvrbdn · February 01, 2012, 09:33:54 AM

hey,i seen the movie "meet me in st.louis" when ya comin?

Fred · February 01, 2012, 08:42:21 PM

I'm waiting for the cable car!

will you be there?

nvrbdn · February 01, 2012, 09:05:19 PM

heck yea, ill be there.

Fred · February 01, 2012, 09:07:26 PM

Oh you're a good mate............I can always rely on you. I'll bring the beer.

greenpigs · February 02, 2012, 12:58:40 AM

Hey Fred..will you put another "shrimp on the barby"?

Fred · February 02, 2012, 01:22:55 AM

Quote from: greenpigs on February 02, 2012, 12:58:40 AM
Hey Fred..will you put another "shrimp on the barby"?

I will

but you better hurry up!! they won't last

Fred · February 04, 2012, 12:45:17 AM

Hello? anybody out there? ? ?

Fred to Forum...............Fred to Forum....................come in please!

nvrbdn · February 04, 2012, 12:48:29 AM

dang its already 11:45 friday night. the old are in bed and the young are just going out.

Fred · February 04, 2012, 12:50:36 AM

Do you realise it's Saturday 4.50pm over here right now?
we're galloping away from you..............and you'll never catch us!!

Inked_Ghandi · February 04, 2012, 05:06:07 AM

How are you so far ahead of me when I am on the other side of the world?

Fred · February 04, 2012, 05:17:06 PM

Quote from: Inked_Ghandi on February 04, 2012, 05:06:07 AM
How are you so far ahead of me when I am on the other side of the world?

Because I don't stop for no one. I just keep going round and round.....................coming up behind you now. Passing on your left. WOOSH!! I'm gone.

Did you see me?

nvrbdn · February 04, 2012, 06:41:51 PM

dang that fred is fast

A383Wing · February 04, 2012, 07:42:32 PM

who was that masked man??

nvrbdn · February 04, 2012, 08:12:34 PM

all i saw was a black flash....................................it had red racing stripes........................................that guy did more than drive roundy rounders.........................................................swooooosh............................

Fred · February 05, 2012, 12:12:13 AM

It's that furious hemi............I have no control over it!!
Somebody please stop this merry go round...................I want to get off!!

Fred · February 05, 2012, 12:15:47 AM

Quote from: nvrbdn on February 04, 2012, 08:12:34 PM
all i saw was a black flash....................................it had red racing stripes........................................that guy did more than drive roundy rounders.........................................................swooooosh............................

If you saw the red stripes..................I wasn't going fast enough.
Look again................I bet you don't see them this time around!

Inked_Ghandi · February 05, 2012, 05:11:16 AM

You went by so fast that i am spinning in circles.

Now which way is the finish line?

Fred · February 05, 2012, 10:23:29 PM

"doo doo" "doo doo" there is no finish line!! Welcome to the twilight zone.
You can get on the on ramp..............but you can never leave!!

Inked_Ghandi · February 06, 2012, 11:10:48 AM

Oh no. But I have places to go...

Fred · February 23, 2012, 12:47:18 AM

Quote from: Inked_Ghandi on February 06, 2012, 11:10:48 AM
Oh no. But I have places to go...

Have you got there yet?

Fred · February 23, 2012, 12:49:27 AM

Stood on a spider web today. Ended up with webbed feet.

mrsskip68 · February 23, 2012, 01:19:15 AM

Quote from: Fred on February 23, 2012, 12:49:27 AM
Stood on a spider web today. Ended up with webbed feet.

That "Quack's'" me up!

skip68 · February 23, 2012, 08:29:29 AM

When I was 10 I had black dress shoes. I didn't like them very much at all. I'm still not sure why I had dress shoes when I never had a dress.

nvrbdn · February 23, 2012, 12:09:10 PM

Inked_Ghandi · February 23, 2012, 12:19:18 PM

I like shiny things. Those shoes you had, were they shiny?

skip68 · February 23, 2012, 02:11:09 PM

Yes. They were shiny and I kept them in a box under my bed. The box wasn't shiny though.

Inked_Ghandi · February 23, 2012, 02:25:28 PM

Stupid not shiny boxes. My whole night is ruined

Fred · February 23, 2012, 09:08:31 PM

Quote from: Inked_Ghandi on February 23, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
Stupid not shiny boxes. My whole night is ruined

Give them to me................I'll slap some gloss on them for you.

Fred · March 29, 2012, 12:08:20 AM

There used to be a covered bridge in Redbud but it's gone now.

A383Wing · March 29, 2012, 08:06:18 PM

Quote from: skip68 on February 23, 2012, 08:29:29 AM
I'm still not sure why I had dress shoes when I never had a dress.

maybe not back then......but from what we have heard about you recently......we are beginning to wonder

Bryan

440 · March 29, 2012, 09:36:38 PM

Skip in dress shoes

Whatever floats your boat

Fred · June 03, 2012, 02:18:39 AM

Why is floor spelt like this and flaw spelt like this? or is it the other way around?

nvrbdn · June 03, 2012, 07:21:56 AM

four.....fore......flower......flour........ now this is the tough one... the word fish.... and the word ghoti........ if you take the "gh" from the word touGH, the "o" from the word wOmen, and the "ti" from the word satisfacTIon, you get a word that says f i s h

gh o ti

Fred · June 03, 2012, 05:40:22 PM

Along the same lines is "psoloquoise" as a way to spell "circus"--
"olo" as in "colonel" and "oise" as in "porpoise," and the initial "p" is silent, as in "pshrimp."

But what about............ awe................ ore............... oar.

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Useless post #3000