automotive wall quotation saying

[dodgey68]

this might be a silly idea, but does any one know either of  a cool, smart  or funny automotive quotation, saying  to paint, stick  on the  shed wall in my business , ill be painting it properly on the wall or a big sticker.. thank you
open to any suggestions

[Lennard]

If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems.

[Fred]

Give a Woman an inch............and she'll park a car in it!

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead

[Fred]

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.

[resq302]

Do it right and do it once!
Pay me a little now or pay me a LOT later.

[Patronus]

If you wanna play you gotta pay
so if you dont mind paying, keep on playin

[440]

Born on a mountain
     Raised in a cave
         Truckin and f*****
               It's all I crave.

[stripedelete]

If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems.

another version:

If it has tits or tires, it's going to cost you money

[b5blue]

Lack of foresight, planning or preparation on your part,
Will not constitute an emergency on my part.

Labor Rates:
25.00 per hr.
35.00 per hr. if you watch
45.00 per hr. if you help

Answers to questions 1.00
Correct answers to questions 5.00

LUCAS ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS  Our motto: HOME BEFORE DARK!

M.G. MOTORCARS...Promulgate the myth!   

These were all on the walls of a Triumph-Jaguar restoration/repair shop I worked at. 

[404NOTFOUND]

Check your watch before asking "How are you today", because if it is not yet 9:00 am, it's too early to tell.

[rt green]

[ your biz name] 'the E R  for your car'

[resq302]

"You drive it in, we tow it out."    er.... wait.... that was my high schools auto shop slogan.       

[Cooter]

"Cheap, fast, and reliable...PICK TWO."

[Cooter]

"My Wife? Yes.. My Dog? Maybe...My Dodge? NEVER!"

[Ponch ®]

From Mad Max:

"Speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"

someone here has it as their sig pic.

[Fred]

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

[kab69440]

Lack of foresight, planning or preparation on your part,
Will not constitute an emergency on my part.

Labor Rates:
25.00 per hr.
35.00 per hr. if you watch
45.00 per hr. if you help

Answers to questions 1.00
Correct answers to questions 5.00

LUCAS ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS  Our motto: HOME BEFORE DARK!

M.G. MOTORCARS...Promulgate the myth!   

These were all on the walls of a Triumph-Jaguar restoration/repair shop I worked at. 

Not to be a jackaxe, but in the labor rate there is also supposed to be:

$100/hr  IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST!!!

That's all.

[Fred]

Lack of foresight, planning or preparation on your part,
Will not constitute an emergency on my part.

Labor Rates:
25.00 per hr.
35.00 per hr. if you watch
45.00 per hr. if you help

Answers to questions 1.00
Correct answers to questions 5.00

LUCAS ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS  Our motto: HOME BEFORE DARK!

M.G. MOTORCARS...Promulgate the myth!  

These were all on the walls of a Triumph-Jaguar restoration/repair shop I worked at.  

Not to be a jackaxe, but in the labor rate there is also supposed to be:

$100/hr  IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST!!!

That's all.

The truth of the matter is I do all my own work (that includes servicing and mechanics) on all  my cars and come away 100% satisfied.
I've paid professionals to do a job that they couldn't and in the end succeeded where they failed. Should have given the money to a charity instead.  
Plus I know every nut and bolt is back where it should be and tightened.

[rt green]

the wife says-  put away the gun  we'll getter done

[nvrbdn]

............. put off procrastination......................

[dodgey68]

there are some funny and not bad ones thank you

[shorty442]

While this one isn't car related per se', it's still a classic for the shop/work environment.

"I'll be right back.  I've gone to look for myself.
If I get back before I return,
please ask me to wait."

It gets some of them scratch'in their noggins!

Randy

[bull]

Mac's Radiator Shop - a great place to take a leak.

[Fred]

Mac's Radiator Shop - a great place to take a leak.

Good one!

[mauve66]

mopar of no car

it takes a mopar to catch a mopar

i had a vesion of a mopar slogan from about 20 years ago but i can't think of it right now, anyone remember the mopar slogan from around 91-97??

[doctor4766]

Mac's Radiator Shop - a great place to take a leak.

Along similar lines, my Charger had a sticker on the quarter window when I got it. It was from Buds Mufflers in CA.
At the bottom it said NO MUFF TOO TUFF

[bill440rt]

"You've tried the rest, now try the BEST!!"

(Had a pizza last night, it was on the box). 

[FJ5WING]

I cant remember the exact wording but it has something to do with the cost of doing it right one time versus paying less but having to do it again. 

[440]

How about this one;

Kids cause accidents in back seats,
Kids are caused by accidents in back seats,
Therefore,
No back seat, no accidents

[Tilar]

Horsepower costs money, How fast can you afford?

[nvrbdn]

How about this one;

Kids cause accidents in back seats,
Kids are caused by accidents in back seats,
Therefore,
No back seat, no accidents

[Topher]

What's your Mission Statement? Mine is:

To deliver parts and services at a standard of quality that exceeds the customer's expectations.

[kab69440]

This would be a nice one to see (not to mention experience) again...
"Satisfy the customer, satisfy the customer, satisfy the customer" Lee A. Iacocca

[mauve66]

Get Real, Get Mopar, or GO HOME

[squeakfinder]

     Got me to thinking about this site


     http://www.tinsigns.com/productview.cfm?MenuCatmain=TinSigns




     Lots of tin signs.

[Tilar]

That's a cool site to look through. 

[Budnicks]

Chevy is red, Ford is blue, Mopars are my cars, how about you... Anyone can Restore a Car, it takes a Real Man, to cut one up...

[Budnicks]

Mac's Radiator Shop - a great place to take a leak.

Along similar lines, my Charger had a sticker on the quarter window when I got it. It was from Buds Mufflers in CA.
At the bottom it said NO MUFF TOO TUFF

There was a muffler place in Concord, Ca. that used that saying NO MUFF TOO TUFF in their advertisements, I don't remember the name of the place now, but I remember the saying...

[nvrbdn]

we got a harley shop here that has bumper stickers that say "if you dont like our prices,bring your wife in and we will dicker"

[Tilar]

   That's a good one.

[bobs66440]

"I cut it twice and it's STILL too short!"

[440]

Hah, I've just realized that my last comment was already in dodgey68's signature...

[Fred]

Hah, I've just realized that my last comment was already in dodgey68's signature...

Yes, just picked up on it myself. 

[hemihead nc]

....older whiskey....younger women....faster cars...Mopar, of course....