automotive wall quotation saying

[dodgey68]

this might be a silly idea, but does any one know either of  a cool, smart  or funny automotive quotation, saying  to paint, stick  on the  shed wall in my business , ill be painting it properly on the wall or a big sticker.. thank you
open to any suggestions

[Lennard]

If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems.

[Fred]

Give a Woman an inch............and she'll park a car in it!

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead

[Fred]

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.

[resq302]

Do it right and do it once!
Pay me a little now or pay me a LOT later.

[Patronus]

If you wanna play you gotta pay
so if you dont mind paying, keep on playin

[440]

Born on a mountain
     Raised in a cave
         Truckin and f*****
               It's all I crave.

[stripedelete]

If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems.

another version:

If it has tits or tires, it's going to cost you money

[b5blue]

Lack of foresight, planning or preparation on your part,
Will not constitute an emergency on my part.

Labor Rates:
25.00 per hr.
35.00 per hr. if you watch
45.00 per hr. if you help

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LUCAS ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS  Our motto: HOME BEFORE DARK!

M.G. MOTORCARS...Promulgate the myth!   

These were all on the walls of a Triumph-Jaguar restoration/repair shop I worked at. 

[404NOTFOUND]

Check your watch before asking "How are you today", because if it is not yet 9:00 am, it's too early to tell.

[rt green]

[ your biz name] 'the E R  for your car'

[resq302]

"You drive it in, we tow it out."    er.... wait.... that was my high schools auto shop slogan.       

[Cooter]

"Cheap, fast, and reliable...PICK TWO."

[Cooter]

"My Wife? Yes.. My Dog? Maybe...My Dodge? NEVER!"

[Ponch ®]

From Mad Max:

"Speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"

someone here has it as their sig pic.

[Fred]

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

[kab69440]

Lack of foresight, planning or preparation on your part,
Will not constitute an emergency on my part.

Labor Rates:
25.00 per hr.
35.00 per hr. if you watch
45.00 per hr. if you help

Answers to questions 1.00
Correct answers to questions 5.00

LUCAS ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS  Our motto: HOME BEFORE DARK!

M.G. MOTORCARS...Promulgate the myth!   

These were all on the walls of a Triumph-Jaguar restoration/repair shop I worked at. 

Not to be a jackaxe, but in the labor rate there is also supposed to be:

$100/hr  IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST!!!

That's all.

[Fred]

Lack of foresight, planning or preparation on your part,
Will not constitute an emergency on my part.

Labor Rates:
25.00 per hr.
35.00 per hr. if you watch
45.00 per hr. if you help

Answers to questions 1.00
Correct answers to questions 5.00

LUCAS ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS  Our motto: HOME BEFORE DARK!

M.G. MOTORCARS...Promulgate the myth!  

These were all on the walls of a Triumph-Jaguar restoration/repair shop I worked at.  

Not to be a jackaxe, but in the labor rate there is also supposed to be:

$100/hr  IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST!!!

That's all.

The truth of the matter is I do all my own work (that includes servicing and mechanics) on all  my cars and come away 100% satisfied.
I've paid professionals to do a job that they couldn't and in the end succeeded where they failed. Should have given the money to a charity instead.  
Plus I know every nut and bolt is back where it should be and tightened.

[rt green]

the wife says-  put away the gun  we'll getter done

[nvrbdn]

............. put off procrastination......................

[dodgey68]

there are some funny and not bad ones thank you

[shorty442]

While this one isn't car related per se', it's still a classic for the shop/work environment.

"I'll be right back.  I've gone to look for myself.
If I get back before I return,
please ask me to wait."

It gets some of them scratch'in their noggins!

Randy

[bull]

Mac's Radiator Shop - a great place to take a leak.

[Fred]

Mac's Radiator Shop - a great place to take a leak.

Good one!

[mauve66]

mopar of no car

it takes a mopar to catch a mopar

i had a vesion of a mopar slogan from about 20 years ago but i can't think of it right now, anyone remember the mopar slogan from around 91-97??