Apples and Wine

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   Women are like apples on a tree.  The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead,they sometimes take the apples from the ground they aren't as good but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality they are amazing. they just have to wait for the man to come along,the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

   Now men... Men are like a fine wine. they begin as grapes,and its up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

   As for me I picked a bunch off the ground and finely cut the tree down to get a top one.