A Magician On A Cruise Ship

[Old Moparz]

There was this magician working on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so this allowed the magician to do the same tricks over and over again & nobody would know. There was only one problem, the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one night on the Pacific, the ship met with a violent storm & unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea. But as fate would have it, he was with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for the first day......... and then two days............ and then three days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said "OK, I give up. Where's the fuckin' ship?"

[nh_mopar_fan]

and then what happened?

[SeattleCharger]

haha, funny   

[Old Moparz]

and then what happened?

They bought Red Sox tickets off ebay.