So...I work with this chick...

[Charger RT]

just be polite and say no thanks. We have 3 at work and they seems to except that. Then afterwards invite her over for thanksgiving. They don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. Although they won't come to work on a paid holiday or pass up the pay.
Tim

[BigBlackDodge]

With only a few JW allowed into heaven, I always thought it was odd that they're out there trying to recruit more competition for themselves.

Ignore her.


BBD

[Daytona R/T SE]

I would tell her just like you told us.  We understand that is not your thing after you telling it your way.  The only reason for you not to tell her, is if you are suddenly in the mood for middle aged fat chick

If I feel the urge for a middle aged fat chick, I'll just fatten up the middle aged skinny chick I'm already married to...

Saves all the divorce lawyer fees...

[Daytona R/T SE]

i once had two old people come with a young gril  and i said the gril can come in but the other two can go back to there car . they left ha

In my younger days we had a similar thing happen. In our area it was a weekly Saturday mid morning event when JW's would knock on our door, so one week a few mates and I dressed up in our motorcycle leathers (jacket and pants with no shirt and a big dog collar) and chains and waited. One of my mates and his girlfriend were at the back of the house making whipping and screaming noises when the doorbell rang. I opened it to see no less than 6 JW's about to speak when they almost fell over. One of them was an attractive woman. Nevertheless, they began with their speech, when I interupted and said that they could come inside if they wanted to, making specific eye contact with the woman. This must have been the icing on the cake, they turned around and walked off. We were all looking out the window cracking up laughing as they stood at the end of the drive discussing what had just happened. I think I was the only one who noticed the attractive woman looking back at the house smiling. Later that night, the door bell rang and it was that woman from earlier in the day. I invited her in. She said it was the funniest thing she had ever seen and let me tell you that JW was the last thing on her mind.....   guess she was a little more into the whips and chains than I would have thought

We never got another visit since that day from JW's, but the woman and I continued for a few months before her "group" found out

Priceless!!!

[Daytona R/T SE]

I'd go along with it and see if you can score!


Todd

 yeah hit on her

No way...



But...

If I were 20 years younger...

The Middle aged fat chick's daughter is SMOKING hot...

[skip68]

Just tell her you don't discuss religion with coworkers.   If she asks Why, you tell her because I said so....  that's it.

[TK73]

A while back the jw kept putting their propaganda in my mailbox, and I was getting really tired of it.. They only knocked once or twice...
I called the Danish head office thing, and got put on some sort of list of people that the jw's wouldn't make contact with..
Haven't heard from them in years... 

Denmark is cool...

[nvrbdn]

its monday man, bob and weave 

[41husk]

You have to let us know what you decided to do, and how the middle aged fat chick handled it

[ACUDANUT]

My suggestion... you need to unload your Datona.... and fast. single middle aged fat chicks love Datona's. if you really need a safe place to hide it under the radar I have a huge shop that it will feel at home in.  

My suggestion Jar1292,  is to stay in school.

[Old Moparz]

Less is more. No need to elaborate on why you aren't interested, especially with a coworker. 





And if that doesn't work, get a new door knocker. 

[Budnicks]

Just tell her you don't believe in "Door to Door religion"  Hopefully you didn't actually call her "a fat chick" to here face, it could end badly for all concerned... Now a days in our "you got to be PC every were shit" type society... Hopefully it doesn't end up in some kind of sexual harassment or improper conduct at work type stupid shit law suit...

[Brock Lee]

There is only one thing that stops them dead in their tracks. Tell them you are an ex-communicated member. In their nutty version of already nutty Christianity, their belief is God forgives all sins if you repent. All but one Sin. The Ultimate Sin. What is this sin? Going through all the education, completing all the steps, learning of Gods love and, accepting it, embracing it and being confirmed. Upon completing all these steps you change your mind and say it is crap and you no longer believe it. That is the ultimate sin, being fully educated and aware of the Lord and his love, and turning your back on him.

They will never bug you again. They disown and abandon family under the exact same circumstances. ex-communicated members are seen as the only lost causes.

[Ponch ®]

if you want, you can hire my grandma to fix the problem. She is a hardcore Catholic who - I wouldnt go as far as saying "hates" - but definitely has issues w/ JW's.
Short story long, she has a sister who became one and when their mother (my great grandmother) became very ill, she would not allow a potentially life saving blood transfusion.

To this day, whenever they knock on her door, my grandma will actually go out there and argue with them for an hour or more and actually turn the tables on them ("You should become a Catholic because...") until they leave with their tails between their legs not knowing what just happened. They usually don't come back.

[Budnicks]

if you want, you can hire my grandma to fix the problem. She is a hardcore Catholic who - I wouldnt go as far as saying "hates" - but definitely has issues w/ JW's.
Short story long, she has a sister who became one and when their mother (my great grandmother) became very ill, she would not allow a potentially life saving blood transfusion.

To this day, whenever they knock on her door, my grandma will actually go out there and argue with them for an hour or more and actually turn the tables on them ("You should become a Catholic because...") until they leave with their tails between their legs not knowing what just happened. They usually don't come back.

Go get em Grandma....

[Ranger Max]

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[Stretch]

I worked with one. He didn't "believe" in Christmass but he had no problem acepting the annual christmas bonus check that said "Merry Christmas" across it. He tried pushing his beliefs on us at brake time every day. When he got to the part about only room in his heaven for 144,000, I asked him questions like, 144,000? How old is this religion? How do you know your not wasting your time? If people have been beliving in this and dying for that long, how do you know your heaven isn't already full? If you don't belive in Christ how can you accept in good consicious a christmass bonus? He stoped pushing at that point.

The last time any came to my house I envited them in stating I would be happy to go over their beliefs, right after we go over mine! I then pulled out my Bible. They have never come back.

[Daytona R/T SE]

So...


Today, The Middle aged fat chick comes waddling up to me at work...



"Hi Chris, How are you today ?...


"OK"...


Hey, I stopped by your house on Saturday ...


....Y - e - a - h ?....



Did you find the magazines I left for you ?...


Yep ! They went straight in the trash !



What ? ? ?


But...


I thought you would like to read...


NOPE !


Oh...


Uh...



I'm sorry....




GOOD !




End of story...

[BananaDan]

This thread reminds me of the best bumper sticker I saw once.

[PocketThunder]

Give her the cat.

[TK73]

I wonder what kind of success they have in their recruiting?

Bet the military has better numbers...

[Patronus]

I would have just kept licking the corners of my mouth muttering "momma said knock you out!!"

[Daytona R/T SE]

Give her the cat.

[Todd Wilson]

So...


Today, The Middle aged fat chick comes waddling up to me at work...



"Hi Chris, How are you today ?...


"OK"...


Hey, I stopped by your house on Saturday ...


....Y - e - a - h ?....



Did you find the magazines I left for you ?...


Yep ! They went straight in the trash !



What ? ? ?


But...


I thought you would like to read...


NOPE !


Oh...


Uh...



I'm sorry....




GOOD !




End of story...

So did you score?


todd

[A383Wing]

so...no crying from either person??