So...I work with this chick...

[Daytona R/T SE]

Middle aged fat chick...

I went to school with her...


Yesterday we're working together and she starts talking about some dude named Jehovah...



I smile and nod...


And say "Yeah I've heard of that...


REALLY not my thing though...



She finishes her work and moves to a different part of the building...


I don't think anything more about it...



So, this afternoon I'm at home on the shitter...


Expelling the remnants of the local lunchtime pizza buffet...



When...


I hear something...



Oh shit...

Somebody is beating on the front door...



I'll ignore it...

Maybe they'll go away...



BANG! BANG! BANG! on the door again...


Pissed off...


I finish my business...

Rush to the living room...

As I swing the front door open...

I'm yelling "Who the F@#& is it" ?...


Just in time to see this little blue Prius driving away...



I then notice the pamphlets stuffed in the metal curly cue thingies on the storm door...

And the little pink post-it note stuck to one of them...



It says..

"Hi Chris"...

"I thought you might enjoy reading these"...

Signed...

The Middle aged fat chick from work...




Now, I have to work with this woman Monday morning...

This is going to be an awkward situation...




My first instinct is to scream at her for sticking that crap on my door...

Probably ought to refrain from that one...



My second thought is act like I didn't see anything on my door and ask her what the hell she doing at

my house when she mentions the pamphlets...



Now...

I don't really have a problem with religion...

I think everybody should have an imaginary friend to mutter to under their breath if that's their thing...



BUT...

I think she really crossed the line coming to my house trying to recruit me...




This isn't going to end well Monday morning...


Her feelings are going to be hurt...


There might be tears...



The boss is going to want to know what I did to make The Middle aged fat chick cry...



I'll probably get fired...




Any thoughts on how to handle this ?...

[A383Wing]

I'm sure they have been told a lot of things when delivering pamphlets.... I just tell them I'm not interested when they come to my door

if ya get fired, you can always go to work for McDonalds.....the McRib is back...free lunch

[elacruze]

Ignore.

If it really pisses you off wait for her to approach you at work with it and complain to the boss.

[69CoronetRT]

Any thoughts on how to handle this ?..."

Sure. Be a big boy about it. Be kind. "Thanks but no thanks. I've already made my choices." and move on. No reason to get upset. No reason for tears or to get the boss involved.

[472 R/T SE]

People have their right to believe or not to.  Just don't push your agenda/shit on me.

[RallyeMike]

Tell her you're gay.

[Daytona R/T SE]

Any thoughts on how to handle this ?..."

Sure. Be a big boy about it. Be kind.

Being nice and listening to her is what got me into this situation in the first place.

I should have stopped her cold when she started on the subject.

Now, I'm afraid she thinks it's her "duty" to "fix" me...

[Daytona R/T SE]

if ya get fired, you can always go to work for McDonalds.....the McRib is back...free lunch

[Kern Dog]

I have a suggestion.... On how to post a topic! How about NOT stretching it out to the point where any member has to scroll down 4 times? Trying to build up the drama?  FAIL.

[Daytona R/T SE]

I have a suggestion.... On how to post a topic! How about NOT stretching it out to the point where any member has to scroll down 4 times? Trying to build up the drama?  FAIL.

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Ok...This version better for you?
Middle aged fat chick.I went to school with her.Yesterday we're working together and she starts talking about some dude named Jehovah.I smile and nod.And say "Yeah I've heard of that.REALLY not my thing though.She finishes her work and moves to a different part of the building.I don't think anything more about it.So, this afternoon I'm at home on the shitter.Expelling the remnants of the local lunchtime pizza buffet.When.I hear something.Oh shit.Somebody is beating on the front door.I'll ignore it.Maybe they'll go away.BANG! BANG! BANG! on the door again.Pissed off.I finish my business.Rush to the living room.As I swing the front door open.I'm yelling "Who the F@#& is it"?.Just in time to see this little blue Prius driving away.I then notice the pamphlets stuffed in the metal curly cue thingies on the storm door.And the little pink post-it note stuck to one of them.It says."Hi Chris"."I thought you might enjoy reading these".Signed.The Middle aged fat chick from work.Now, I have to work with this woman Monday morning.This is going to be an awkward situation.My first instinct is to scream at her for sticking that crap on my door.Probably ought to refrain from that one.My second thought is act like I didn't see anything on my door and ask her what the hell she doing at my house when she mentions the pamphlets.Now.I don't really have a problem with religion.I think everybody should have an imaginary friend to mutter to under their breath if that's their thing.BUT.I think she really crossed the line coming to my house trying to recruit me.This isn't going to end well Monday morning.Her feelings are going to be hurt.There might be tears.The boss is going to want to know what I did to make The Middle aged fat chick cry.I'll probably get fired.Any thoughts on how to handle this ?

[TK73]

Tell her you're gay.

[doctor4766]

So what do you get if you cross a JW with a Hell's Angel?






Someone who come knocking on your door and tells YOU to f**k off!



But seriously 69CoronetRT's reply above is probably the best way to handle it.
And as for tears....?
I'm sure you'll be able to hold them off. 

[Daytona R/T SE]

So what do you get if you cross a JW with a Hell's Angel?






Someone who come knocking on your door and tells YOU to f**k off!



But seriously 69CoronetRT's reply above is probably the best way to handle it.
And as for tears....?
I'm sure you'll be able to hold them off. 

[Daytona R/T SE]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there was a damned Prius in my driveway...

[skip68]

Lock & Load.    Mrs.skip68

[Daytona R/T SE]

Lock & Load.    Mrs.skip68

[FLG]

Only 144,000 of em get into "heaven"

Tell her if she can GUARANTEE you a spot, then youll consider it.







.........Or, as stated...

Just tell her your gay, proceed to lick your finger, then place it on your nipple while making a "pppssssssssssss" sound.

[GordonGriggs]

 You should tell your boss that you are afraid of her because you think she is stalking you. After all, she did show up to your house un-invited. Then explain to him what happened. If she went through private company files to get your adress she could be in big trouble. If you get her upset she may try and make you look like the bad guy here.

 

[Daytona R/T SE]

.........Or, as stated...

Just tell her your gay, proceed to lick your finger, then place it on your nipple while making a "pppssssssssssss" sound.

[Daytona R/T SE]

You should tell your boss that you are afraid of her because you think she is stalking you. After all, she did show up to your house un-invited. Then explain to him what happened. If she went through private company files to get your adress she could be in big trouble. If you get her upset she may try and make you look like the bad guy here.

 

I'm not afraid of her, just a little annoyed...


No private files...

Small town, everybody knows where everybody else lives...

[thedodgeboys]

Politely give her the stuff back she will understand

Or go put porn in her door 

[tan top]

go in monday morning  , like nothing has happened & like you never even read the  junk mail  she put through the door !!

[440]

I like the idea of driving to her house and putting the pamphlets and a post it note on her door saying....

Hi middle aged fat chick, I'm just returning the pamphlets you forgot at my door.

Signed, Chris from work.






End of story 

[djcarguy]

just politely say you have your own plan and it is against your believe to discuss with the unknowing or you will be punished by the all high ruler ,,,,,your cat jessee and his enforcer your wife,,,,,hahaha polite say no thanks........

    but as to the Prius in the drive say your wife saw it and is very mad and owns a gun,joke
    prius in drive  of a muscle car guy  should be a capital offence,with dead sentence to the prius,joke



     144,000 only skinny people in heaven,,,,,,,,,........zoneing rule,,,,weight and overcrowding ,,,and no snobby prius owner allowed thru pearly gates,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahaha

[BrianShaughnessy]

Usually I notice the JW-mobiles parked someplace down the street and the people walking up dressed in fairly nice attire....   so when the doorbell rings I generally ignore it.

When occassion strikes that I'm unaware and actually open the door,   I say hello and give them about 5 seconds before I say I'm sorry but I'm not interested,  thank you.  They generally are accepting of this.   Then close the door.

I would basically ignore it unless prompted at work and if so,  say I'm sorry but I'm not interested,  thank you.  Then excuse yourself to the restroom or to get coffee or whatever.