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Remember any funny moments on this site ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I'll start ...........

Started by skip68, November 25, 2009, 04:40:49 PM

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Foreman72

i've had many personal funny moments...

but man some of the group ones...the previously mentioned photoshop one was killer...mikepcs and i have had a few man card related jokes that were awesome...

nitrox has made me laugh a few times...good gosh that guy... :eyes:

Eric "Foreman"

Previous: 1972 Dodge Charger
Current: 2002 Volvo S60

"The steps of a man are ordered by the LORD, and He delights in his way. Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down; For the LORD upholds him with His hand.
=Psalm 37:23-24=
"But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven..."
=Matthew 6:19-21=
:pat

69bronzeT5

Quote from: Old Moparz on December 01, 2009, 04:16:28 PM
I loved it when mustanghater announced that he started his own forum.   :smilielol:

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,2551.0.html

MUSTANG HATERS TEK FORUM STUFF

Subject: Car is running hot.

Q: Please help, my car runs at 250 degrees & makes steam when I get to a light. What could be wrong & what should I do?

A: What kinda car? If it's not a Charger, it must be a peace a crap so don't fix it.

Q: It's a 71 with a 318.

A: It's almost a peace of crap so shut off for a couple minutes or as long as the lights red so you can get to wear your goin. When its off at the light make sure you gotta killer stereo so the ricers that pull up cant here the motors not on. The'll think your bad ass with some loud metal & will be afraid to look at you & nevr no it aint runnin write.

Subject: My car stalls & runs sluggish

Q: When my car is cold it stalls, what could be wrong? It runs better after its warm, but sluggish.

A: Well make sure you start it after its in the sun awhiles. Is it a dark color like black or a darker color like dark black? Try gettin rattle cans at home depot & paint the hood black or dark black & then you'll soak up the sons heat. The sluggish thing should go away if you get some reel good gas like premium.

Subject: What is the maximum compression to run on pump gas?

Q: This is a question that nobody agrees on, as it can vary greatly due to cam selection. We rarely go over 10-1, even with aluminum heads. Unlike some small combustion chamber designs, hemi's have little quench at low compression. If the engine is efficiently filling the cylinders, a small camshaft can cause detonation, even at low compression ratios. We build many under 10-1 compression street engines that exceed 700HP. Too much compression for the octane of the fuel will be more detrimental to engine performance than compression that is slightly low. Note: higher altitude engines can use slightly more compression. Which compression ratio, in your opinion, might be best in a 3400 pound A-Body?

A: How the fuk wood I no?



:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Feature Editor for Mopar Connection Magazine
http://moparconnectionmagazine.com/



1969 Charger: T5 Copper 383 Automatic
1970 Challenger R/T: FC7 Plum Crazy 440 Automatic
1970 GTO: Black 400 Ram Air III 4-Speed
1971 Charger Super Bee: GY3 Citron Yella 440 4-Speed
1972 Charger: FE5 Red 360 Automatic
1973 Charger Rallye: FY1 Top Banana 440 Automatic
1973 Plymouth Road Runner: FE5 Red 440 Automatic
1973 Plymouth Duster: FC7 Plum Crazy 318 Automatic

Landonsrt

Since that deal with mustanghater was way before my time on here... How old was he, 12? I saw Brock bashing him on his spelling but so was everyone else!!! DAMN!!!

69bronzeT5

Quote from: Landonsrt on December 02, 2009, 12:57:17 AM
Since that deal with mustanghater was way before my time on here... How old was he, 12? I saw Brock bashing him on his spelling but so was everyone else!!! DAMN!!!

He's 19 now so he was either 14 or 15 then.
Feature Editor for Mopar Connection Magazine
http://moparconnectionmagazine.com/



1969 Charger: T5 Copper 383 Automatic
1970 Challenger R/T: FC7 Plum Crazy 440 Automatic
1970 GTO: Black 400 Ram Air III 4-Speed
1971 Charger Super Bee: GY3 Citron Yella 440 4-Speed
1972 Charger: FE5 Red 360 Automatic
1973 Charger Rallye: FY1 Top Banana 440 Automatic
1973 Plymouth Road Runner: FE5 Red 440 Automatic
1973 Plymouth Duster: FC7 Plum Crazy 318 Automatic

JoeyGowdy

Quote from: jb666 on November 28, 2009, 08:29:53 PM
Quote from: bull on November 27, 2009, 02:44:31 AM
Jeez, I might as well quit because I can't top that one. I don't take meds so I'll have to credit old age as the explanation for my kinder and gentler demeanor over the past three years. Or am I just as bad? Or worse? BTW, Bronze and Silver are no longer in the running for the DC.com Bonehead Olympics, in part because I now think they are ok guys (don't take that as an insult, Bronze) and also because Joey Gowdy has stomped the competition, grabbed the gold and apparently left the building with it in his chicken-grease-covered hand. Can someone make me a mod long enough to change his username to JoeyGold?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, THERE'S MINE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!! I don't care who you are, that's some funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

Umm... thanks, I think?

:scratchchin:
Sincerely, Joey Paul Gowdy

Ponch ®

Quote from: JoeyGowdy on August 25, 2010, 05:06:27 PM
Quote from: jb666 on November 28, 2009, 08:29:53 PM
Quote from: bull on November 27, 2009, 02:44:31 AM
Jeez, I might as well quit because I can't top that one. I don't take meds so I'll have to credit old age as the explanation for my kinder and gentler demeanor over the past three years. Or am I just as bad? Or worse? BTW, Bronze and Silver are no longer in the running for the DC.com Bonehead Olympics, in part because I now think they are ok guys (don't take that as an insult, Bronze) and also because Joey Gowdy has stomped the competition, grabbed the gold and apparently left the building with it in his chicken-grease-covered hand. Can someone make me a mod long enough to change his username to JoeyGold?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, THERE'S MINE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!! I don't care who you are, that's some funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

Umm... thanks, I think?

:scratchchin:

You know, I'd never bothered to look at those links in your sig until now....

QuoteActor:

  1. The Binds That Tie Us (2010) (uncredited) .... Wedding Guest

  2. "House M.D." .... Obese Diabetic Patient (1 episode, 2007)
     ... aka "House" - South Africa (English title), USA (short title)
     ... aka "Dr. House" - Japan (English title) (second season title)
         - One Day, One Room (2007) TV episode (uncredited) ....
:haha:
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

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JoeyGowdy

Quote from: Ponch ® on August 25, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
QuoteActor:
    2. "House M.D." .... Obese Diabetic Patient (1 episode, 2007)
      ... aka "House" - South Africa (English title), USA (short title)
      ... aka "Dr. House" - Japan (English title) (second season title)
          - One Day, One Room (2007) TV episode (uncredited) ....
:haha:
You know, I'd never bothered to look at those links in your sig until now.

Depression + Diabetes + Bipolar = Hell

Yeah, still struggling to overcome those faults.

:'(  :-\   :brickwall:
Sincerely, Joey Paul Gowdy

skip68

Come on, you guys killed my thread.     :rotz:   
Let's get this one rolling again.   
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


Dino

Sadly what I remembered most about the site, including the old site, was the bs and the hate.  It killed it for a lot of folks.  I did have a ton of fun in the chat room though and I sure miss it.  I don't think many of those members are still around, unless they changed their handle like I did or are simply reading but not posting.

I took a long break from this place, probably 3+ years.  It's a much better place now, still some strong opinions around but at least it remains pretty civil.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

skip68

skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


Orange_Crush

Quote from: bull on November 28, 2009, 12:12:53 AM
What about Orange Crush and the back waxing thread?

Hey...I thought I could share a very formative moment in my life!

I guess its a testament to how much I've aged that Im looking into getting my ears waxed.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Dino

Quote from: skip68 on November 05, 2011, 08:51:35 PM
As long as you think I'm cool then we're good Dino.    :icon_smile_big:

:smilielol:

You have nothing to worry about my friend.    :2thumbs:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

skip68

Was that the thread that started out with you were looking in the mirror and noticed how hairy you were?    :smilielol:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


skip68

skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


Orange_Crush

Quote from: skip68 on November 05, 2011, 09:03:36 PM
Was that the thread that started out with you were looking in the mirror and noticed how hairy you were?    :smilielol:

Something like that.  I think Troy saved it from the old site.

The one with Silver was a thread that asked who you looked up to.  Silver replied that he looked up to himself and I told him that was easy to do when you had your head up your ass.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

RallyeMike

QuoteThe one with Silver was a thread that asked who you looked up to.  Silver replied that he looked up to himself and I told him that was easy to do when you had your head up your ass.

That moment was so perfect I almost cried.



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1972 Charger, Grand Sport #41
1973 Charger "T/A"

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skip68

Jim's possessed couch was quite amusing. (sorry Jim, but it was funny.)   :smilielol:

Mrs.skip68
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


Orange_Crush

I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

skip68

skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!


ODZKing

There was one that I can't seem to find that I laughed about for days.
Someone posted about thieves stealing fender tags. And someone said they were going to weld it in place.  Bull replied about having wheels stolen and wanting to weld the lugs on. Someone stoped him as I remember "before he went crazy with the welder".
The thread was just hilarous.  Anyone know where that went?   :shruggy:

moparstuart

Quote from: skip68 on November 08, 2011, 02:26:57 AM
Jim's possessed couch was quite amusing. (sorry Jim, but it was funny.)   :smilielol:

Mrs.skip68
and them later the snake in the same couch  :icon_smile_big:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE