What the hell am I supposed to do with this ?

[dodgedarren]

Could be worse. A couple woke up the other morning and found two mountain lions sleeping on there driveway.
I'd take it as a sigh of good luck and take the little fella in.

[FlatbackFanatic]

 

[69bronzeT5]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

[Daytona R/T SE]

Hank Jr sang it best...

And I'm against cats in the house

[Daytona R/T SE]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

The T5 copper paint chips lodged in it's claws confirm this is in fact, your kitty.

Come and get it.

[Daytona R/T SE]

Too bad you're not in Cali, I never had a cat but I like the torties.

I've got a cardboard box and a shitload of stamps...

What's your address?

[69bronzeT5]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

The T5 copper paint chips lodged in it's claws confirm this is in fact, your kitty.

Come and get it.

I would if I lived closer to you.....she is very similar to my kitty She doesn't have any tattoo markings in her ear?

[Daytona R/T SE]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

The T5 copper paint chips lodged in it's claws confirm this is in fact, your kitty.

Come and get it.

I would if I lived closer to you.....she is very similar to my kitty She doesn't have any tattoo markings in her ear?

Dunno...

...What would you like these markings to say ?

[69bronzeT5]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

The T5 copper paint chips lodged in it's claws confirm this is in fact, your kitty.

Come and get it.

I would if I lived closer to you.....she is very similar to my kitty She doesn't have any tattoo markings in her ear?

Dunno...

...What would you like these markings to say ?

If she has tattoo markings in her ear, you can phone the vet and they can find out the owner of it.

[TUFCAT]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

The T5 copper paint chips lodged in it's claws confirm this is in fact, your kitty.

Come and get it.

T5 copper...That's funny!

[Mr.gunns72swinger]

Sucker 

[Daytona R/T SE]

Sucker 

[Daytona R/T SE]

I used to have a kitty very similar looking to that one. She went missing last summer....really miss her

The T5 copper paint chips lodged in it's claws confirm this is in fact, your kitty.

Come and get it.

That's funny!

[Daytona R/T SE]

So...

How many bottle rockets would it take to provide enough thrust to get this thing off the ground ?

How can I attach them...

...Little kitty bottle rocket holder-vest thingie ?

How to ignite them simultaneously ?

[bobs66440]

It's been almost a month since she chose you as her "forever family"  I think she's officially yours now. 

[A383Wing]

 

[TUFCAT]

 QUOTE FROM DAYTONA RT/SE (reply #63)

"How many bottle rockets would it take to provide enough thrust to get this thing off the ground"?

"How can I attach them..."

"...Little kitty bottle rocket holder-vest thingie" ?

"How to ignite them simultaneously"?

SHOCKING!

I see no humor in jokes about abusing pets.

Animal cruelty makes a person lower than human in my my book pal.....  

Btw, there's a special place in Hell for idiots who think its "funny" to abuse animals.  

[A383Wing]

also

[GordonGriggs]

 QUOTE FROM DAYTONA RT/SE (reply #63)

"How many bottle rockets would it take to provide enough thrust to get this thing off the ground"?

"How can I attach them..."

"...Little kitty bottle rocket holder-vest thingie" ?

"How to ignite them simultaneously"?

SHOCKING!

I see no humor in jokes about abusing pets.

Animal cruelty makes a person lower than human in my my book pal.....  

Btw, there's a special place in Hell for idiots who think its "funny" to abuse animals.  

I agree 100% Ive met lots of Humans I did not like. But I have never met a cat or dog I did not like.

[Budnicks]

Over from the other thread, He is so cute though, sorry I just had to do that, I have gotten stuck with more strays & injured animals, dogs, cats, bobcat, squirrels, skunk, racoon, birds, deer, from kids than I would like to admit, most were great pets though, I guess I'm a big softy in the long run, my oldest sister is a vet...

[Daytona R/T SE]

 QUOTE FROM DAYTONA RT/SE (reply #63)

"How many bottle rockets would it take to provide enough thrust to get this thing off the ground"?

"How can I attach them..."

"...Little kitty bottle rocket holder-vest thingie" ?

"How to ignite them simultaneously"?

SHOCKING!

I see no humor in jokes about abusing pets.

Animal cruelty makes a person lower than human in my my book pal.....  

Btw, there's a special place in Hell for idiots who think its "funny" to abuse animals.  

WOW!  

"Pal" ?

Seriously ?

Like I'd really hurt it



We've been babying this critter for over a month, trying our best to find it a PERMANENT home and

spending our time and money feeding and caring for it.



The wife spends HOURS a day with it, every day.

I just spent about a 1/2 hour playing with it this evening.


Then, there's the...

Phone calls...

Craigslist ad...

Asking all of the neighbors if they've lost a kitty...

Pestering everyone we know, trying to find someone that will take it in and give it a PROPER home...



I go out in the middle of the night to check on it, because I wake up worrying about it...


Do you know what it's like to be the 6' 4" 250 lb, shirtless, bearded goon yelling "HERE, KITTY KITTY"

in the pitch black backyard at 3 am ?


...Good thing the neighbor chick is nuttier than I am, or she would have called the men in the white

coats to come and get me weeks ago.




So, Trying to blow off some steam, maybe get a small amount of humor out of a rough situation...  

I make a LITTLE joke about the thrust necessary to allow it to escape earth's gravity...

...and I get a kick in the nuts....



Nice.


I guess the old saying is true...

No kindness goes unpunished...

[Rolling_Thunder]

Yeah - if you haven't killed the thing by now it's not like you're doing it harm....             


Honestly, If I ever find a kitty in my backyard I usually collect it in a cage and transport it to the local sanitation station...    and let the little guy take off from there...    plenty to eat and no longer my responsibility...       call me an asshole but that's what i do.     

I feel your pain - I am allergic to kitty cats myself so...    cant have any around me...           

I vote you send it over to TUFCAT   

[440]

It now has a proper home ... Yours 

[Tilar]

So...

How many bottle rockets would it take to provide enough thrust to get this thing off the ground ?

How can I attach them...

...Little kitty bottle rocket holder-vest thingie ?

How to ignite them simultaneously ?

Everyones bitching about what you posted and here I am designing the vest in my head.  Now I gotta go and add a parachute to the damn thing.  

[TUFCAT]

My apologies Daytona. Your efforts toward helping this kitty are appreciated.