Beer heist gone bad.

[400/6/PAC]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44646391/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001#.Tn4FE-y8HlU
With the exception of the store clerk getting hurt, The story is funny.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Sweet mugshot, man.

Oh and the last line is gold: "The Tecate was recovered."

[Old Moparz]

That story reminds me of of a convenience store incident with some friends I used to hang out with, although nobody was arrested or took a bath at a car wash.  

We were hanging out one summer with nothing to do & decided to have a BBQ at my parent's house. We had already bought beer & had been drinking, so we walked the 2 or 3 blocks to the store for food with one friend, Billy, bringing his 32 oz bottle of Bud along. I gathered up hamburger & hot dog buns while 2 or 3 others picked out burgers, hot dogs & other stuff. Of course the guy who brought his 32 oz had to bring it in with him under his jacket while he shopped.

While waiting near the register I hear Billy yell out, "OH SHIT!  I'M LEAKING!"

He shows up at the register with an armful of food & beer pouring down his leg from under his jacket.    

The clerk asked if he was okay while grabbing paper towels, but then realized what was happening. Billy not only spilled his beer, he was also hiding a bunch of stuff under his jacket that he wasn't planning on paying for. The clerk was pissed & yelled that he was going to call the cops. Billy said he was going to pay for it, but had no money when the time came to ring it up. The clerk was pissed that he had to mop up beer & I couldn't stop laughing.  

[Tilar]