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The Lady & The Bus & The Zipper

Started by Old Moparz, September 19, 2011, 06:51:58 PM

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Old Moparz

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

It didn't help, so she reached behind to unzip a little more. Again, she was still unable to get her leg up to step on the bus. So now, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt even lower. With another attempted step, she once again could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she decided to make one last attempt at getting on the bus.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the top step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan & screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, Ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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