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Started by 68coronetGLwannabe, September 15, 2011, 11:32:30 AM

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68coronetGLwannabe

September 15, 2011, 11:32:30 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
"That would be my wife," the man replies
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

PocketThunder

#1
September 15, 2011, 01:11:52 PM
I've had that class a few too many times!!!!!!   :icon_smile_big:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Budnicks

#2
September 15, 2011, 01:19:34 PM
That's funny stuff there...  :rofl:
"fill your library before you fill your garage"   Budnicks

twodko

#3
September 15, 2011, 01:40:09 PM
Oh yeah!
FLY NAVY/Marine Corps or take the bus!

GunMetal

#4
September 15, 2011, 09:07:21 PM
 :cheers:
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tan top

#5
September 16, 2011, 02:49:00 AM
  :lol: thats funny
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#6
September 16, 2011, 12:19:04 PM
way to go elderly man im not married and im glad i dont ahve to get that speech
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